Did Chest + Cardio, then Back, Rest, Biceps. Now today is Triceps + Cardio.
First off though here's the split verbatim she wrote out for me. I think it's fu.cked up pretty good but I just wanted to share it with you guys.
Monday, Chest + Cardio
bench press, barbell -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
bench press incline, barbell -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
flye/or pushups -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
Tuesday, Back + Cardio
machine row, double -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
lat pulldown -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
assisted pullup/bent over barbell row -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
Wednesday, Biceps + Cardio
smith machine curls -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
preacher machine curls -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
bicep curls on lat pulldown machine -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
Thursday, Triceps + Cardio
standing machine pushdowns -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
kickbacks -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
tricep dips/skullcrushers -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
Friday, Shoulders + Cardio
smith machine overhead press -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
dumbbell overhead press -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
arnolds freemotion machine/
matrix machine -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
Saturday, Chest + Cardio
bench press, dumbbells -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
bench press incline, dumbbells -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
flye -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
Sunday, Back + Cardio
dumbbell row -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
row machine -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
bent over dumbbell row -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
Monday, Biceps + Cardio
smith machine curls -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
preacher curls, 1 arm -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
bicep curls on lat pulldown machine -- first set of 15, second of 10, third of 8
... gonna cut it short there.
OK so there's a lot of things wrong with this split. Off the top of my head:
* Am I a fu.cking hamster in a wheel, God why am I doing Cardio so much?
* When are my Rest days?
* Why no leg work at all?? Seriously come on.
* How the fu.ck do I do bicep curls on the lat pulldown machine??
* Smith machine curls are the DUMBEST thing ever and not proper use of a piece of equipment regardless.
Yeah so I didn't stick with the overall plan but she wanted to emphasize that the first week is barbell work, the second week would be freeweights, alternate again on the third week for machine work. Serious muscle confusion seems to be her game.
Pretty surprised to see little isolation exercises in there like kickbacks if I'm bulking like I told her. Gonna have to throw in some close-grip bench presses there.
I didn't stick with her workout split, instead I'm giving myself 2 non-consecutive days of Rest and going to make up my own Leg day. Also need to pepper in more Back exercises, even if I don't go heavy every Back day, at least one of those days I will. Plus there are a lot of machine in there for my Back that I've never used before so my Back is going to be covered [get it, Back covered? lol]. I'll do cardio 4x a week, but that's the most I think I can get away with before my workouts start to suffer.
Shi.t yeah, let's get to the workouts.
Chest + Cardio
5 min treadmill warmup, run
bench press, dumbbells
x12 40's
x10 45's
x8 50's
bench press, incline dumbbells
x12 30's
x10 35's
x8 40's
type of hammer strength machine on my back, for Flyes
x12 50 lbs
x10 70 lbs
x8 180 lbs, didn't think I could do these, lol.
cardio, 30 minutes treadmill
3 minutes fast run, 2 minutes walk alternate for 30 mins
Post, ate in my car
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Back
I didn't write this down for once in 2 years a workout without my pad and pencil. Going from memory...
5 min treadmill warmup, run
lat pulldowns
x15 100
x10 120
x8 140
hammer strength iso-lateral pulldowns, new exercise for me
x15 2 plates
x10 2 plates + 50 lbs
2x8 4 plates
... I like this machine a lot, great squeeze
smith machine barbell row
x15 50 lbs
x10 70 lbs
2x8 2 plates
pedal calf machine, new exercise for me
... playing around with this useless machine. The stack weight is either pitiful or my calves are just that damn strong, I dunno.
x3 50 lbs, feeling out the machine
x5 100 lbs, too light
x5 200 lbs, too light
x16 400 lbs, stack, not a struggle in the least
Post, ate in car
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Rest
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Biceps
5 min treadmill warmup, run
smith machine curls
x3 20 lbs
... awkward as a motherfuc.ker, stopped doing them
1-arm D-handle cable pushdowns
x15 20 lbs, Left
x10 37 lbs, Left
x8 47 lbs, Left
x15 20 lbs, Right
x10 37 lbs, Right
x8 47 lbs, Right
preacher machine curls
x2 40 lbs, too light
x1 50 lbs, too light
x15 60 lbs
x10 70 lbs
2x8 75 lbs
Post, ate in car
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Workouts are going good I think, lower volume in sets, just trying to push more weight. Dunno why but sometimes this is a lot harder than knocking out 6 sets with a fairly difficult weight as opposed to 1 or 2 sets with 80% of my 1RM.
My new split I'll figure that out later tonight after the workout, when I have more free time. Def hit legs tomorrow though, been a while since I've done them.
Still getting used to the gym and the whole new gym feeling. I sure wish they'd get fully set up soon instead of mid-August but don't worry about things you can't control, that's what I always say. Still no AC but makes me sort of feel a bit more hardcore. Wipe everything down, I'm a sweaty dude.
No one brings sh.it with them into the gym like I do. I mean no one has a water bottle with them, I bring a little handtowel and my 1/2 gallon of water with mixed
Xtend. Slowly but surely I care less and less about the stares I get from people. "If he'd drink less he's sweat less! Stupid kid." Oh yeah, I don't care what you think. lol.
Excited for tonight's workout, see all the tricep gear they have and get my cardio done. Gonna get my Gold's Gym t-shirt soon, my free one, all out of Large but I'll get it soon and wear it with pride.