[ibanezman88]

hey guys, any of you have any good stories of stupid things or funny things you did with supplements? this is inspired from a thread i saw in the steroid section.

let's see...

i spilled optimum whey all over the counter at work twice in the same day and made that **** sticky as hell.

i spilled optimum whey on my desk last night. and i had two sticky shirts that i used to clean it with. explaining to my mom why the shirts were sticky was weird. sounded like i was making up some story to cover something up. she looked suspicious.

i put water in my blender once to make a shake and the bottom wasn't screwed on right. so i put my 3 scoops of true mass and all of a sudden, i realized i didn't put enough water in. so i go dump about another 8 oz in there and in the time it took me to put the gallon of water back in the fridge, it had gone down again. i was like, am i stupid and can't measure or what? so i went all the way back to the fridge to grab the water and i filled it up gain. went to put the gallon back and the same thing happened. maybe true mass is so potent that it evaporates water upon contact?

nope. the bottom of the blender wasn't screwed on right and all the water was leaking all over the place! man was that crazy!

i'm sure i have others but i'll let everyone else chime in.

oh and don't drink a weight gainer after a 1400 calorie meal. if you somehow manage not to throw up (as i did somehow) you will be mega full and won't be able to eat anything for the next 6 hours.

[Kirk]

-had my boys over and they thought it would be a great idea to take shots of vodka and creatine, i wasnt involved or there but thats something they thought they would do, and i was laughing histarically because they legitamently thought they were being smart.

-spilled o.n. whey all over my work desk and keyboard and having the protein in each crack in the keyboard prevented me from typing, so i had to get an IT tech to replace the keyboard

-mixed a high protein shake in with yogurt and forgot to hold the top down on my blender and it shot drink everywhere.

[ibanezman88]

haha
that last one
i had that happen to me as well.

lol at the first one.

[rookie32]

I have accidentaly used hot tap water when making weight gainers....that is really nast, but who wants to waste calories, right?

[nmb1233]

my roomate mistook my fast twitch for protein powder and mixed 3 huge scoops and downed it.....when he realized by the taste it was protein he came and got me and i started busting up....about 10 min later he felt like he had just smoked meth or somethin

[Blitzkrieg]

I used to mix creatine with coke soda.

[ibanezman88]

i took animal pak durring school once and gagged on the pills and nearly threw up. it was actually very embarassing. i was wearing a muscle shirt and people were looking at me strange.

the trick to not throw up is to sip water until the feeling goes away.

[tsala88]

i mixed no xplode with a monster...bad call

[ibanezman88]

haha man...........

[ibanezman88]

p.s......don't try to drink a shake while sitting in a moving vehicle!

[Blitzkrieg]

Originally Posted by ibanezman88

p.s......don't try to drink a shake while sitting in a moving vehicle!

I've done this quite a few times actually lol, not good when it goes up your nostrils

[ibanezman88]

or if you're wearing a 200$ tuxedo

[Kaboom]

How about being the bouncer at the club you suppose to be looking intimidating but you go to shake your protein drink up and forgot you had already taken a swallow and left the top off.Got quite a bit on my white super tight stretchy muscle shirt lol but got more on the girl in pink standing beside me. Woooops!

[mitbar]

lmao^^^^


i dont know how many times i have spilt my drinks all over myself.

[A-Ron21]

2 years ago when i was a freshmen in college and drank all the time, we would take N.O. Xplode before we went out partying. Boy that made for some fun nights!

[ibanezman88]

OMG
it's funny how we can't stop spilling protein shakes all over the place
what are we? babies?
....yes....we are....babies

[Kaboom]

no no we are just so anxious to drink them lol

[mitbar]

lol^^^

[tnfirefighter]

I heard someone on hear mention mixing whey protein in their oatmeal....I mixed a scoop in mine after pouring it in the bowl, I walked away to get stuff I needed for work. It got so thick I couldnt get the spoon out of the oatmeal with out picking the whole thing up bowl and all. The wife looked at me like an idiot as I ate my oatmeal off the spoon in one big blob. Ive also spilled a protein shake and had the dogs lick it off the floor while I was cleaning it up.....I hope to god my protein farts dont smell as bad as theirs LOL

[F-111]

only the other day i decided to add my bcaa's in with my post workout shake. the only problem is my post shake was lemonade flavoured and the bcaa's were watermelon flavoured. lets just say that swallowing every bit of the most important shake of the day was a MISSION!

I once had a portein shake in my uni bag waiting to be filled up later in the day. my shaker lid must have come off somehow during the day and the powder got into every part of the bag. when i opened the bag and saw it had spilled, my best mate hit the bottom of the bag and the protein powder puffed out of the bag and all over me, covering me in a thinlayer of chocky flavoured powder. wanted so badly to lick myself clean but the embarrassment was too much.

[ibanezman88]

hahaha oh man.....
you can mix oatmeal with your shake but not protein powder with oatmeal. ew

[Sed]

the only thing that has happened to me is that the powder in my shaker was stuck in the lid when I opened it to fill it with water, so I spilled some on the floor. Lol at your stories though

[moorey]

Ive used a protein supplement from chemical warfare called "the thing"( now chem nutrition) it was that thick, it burnt out my blender, so I had to eat it. Ive spent fortunes on plant sterols, the protein used to turn lumpy and green, like someones puke, but hey I paid for it, so I drank it, but the worse mistake I did was to use the old Ultimate Orange on top of ephedrine, I had never heared of it before and was told it was a pre workout drink, well they wern't lying, I worked out, finished quads and started on chest, i coulkd see my heart pumping like it was going to explode, ran home instead of getting the bus, cleaned the house from top to bottom, couldnt sit down and began pacing the house, went out and mowed the lawn at 11.30 at night( the neighboures wern't happy lol) and finally passed about about 3.30 in the morning

[mindstar]

I had a buddy who was going to the gym with me during university. We were both on an ECA stack, but he weighed quite a bit more than me and wasn't really experienced at all. We used to take our ECA before class and then head to the gym right after with a pleasant hum going. One day, we got to the class break, about half way through, and he mentions he's not 'feeling' anything and that he wants to take more. I tell him not to, but he does anyways.

Well, as the class goes on, I can see him across the room start to get all fidgety. At the end of class I was milling around talking to some girls and he comes up and stands with us for about a minute while I make small talk. Suddenly, out of nowhere, he says very loudly "I'm wigging out" and storms out of the room. Everyone looked at me and I burst into laughter...he was so sketched out the entire workout. It was hilarious.

[ibanezman88]

moorey and mindstar

VERY funny stories

[T.O]

Ah where do I began.

Funniest whenI was in the Navy we bet told some guy that if you snort protein you wold get better absorption. This crack head snorted it in lines and he started crying cause it burned and had all this strawberry colored stuff coming out of hisnose. lmao ( stupid days)

[bulk then cut]

mutiple times my shaker bottle opened with protein powder inside my gym bag. THATs annoying. not only i have to clean my bag and glovesnd everything, but I HAD NO PROTEIN FOR POST WO.

[ImmortalFreak]

Haha.

Someone told me that they had heard of people mixing peanut butter in their oatmeal in the mornings. I don't like peanut butter all that much and don't really enjoy eating it, so I decided I'd mix it in my oatmeal in the morning and just be done with it... The taste would of course be at least somewhat overridden by the oatmeal, right? So then I decided hey, might as well put the protein in the oatmeal and get it out of the way, too. So I mixed my protein and 1 tbsp of peanut butter in with my oatmeal.

I don't throw up easy at all, but let me tell you, after the 4th spoon full I began to regurgitate in my mouth. I didn't spit it out, either, I swallowed it back down. After doing that 3 times (with the same spoonfull.... Up, back down... Up, back down... 3 times) I decided that had got to be one of the stupidest ideas ever.

[rdobson]

cosign with all the clumsiness!! Every since I started taking sups...I've been so clumsy. I don;t know why liek I'll drop my plate off the table and drop my keys going to the car...I never did **** liek that before...Probably the ripped fuel making my giddy LOL

[Tripower]

A good story comes to mind when I started taking creatin for the first time, Some spilt out of my container I had in my bag when I was walking. Dumped my bad when I got home. Later that night the parents sat me down and questioned me about drugs and substance abuse.....mum had seen my bag and did'nt realise it was creatine...hahahaha akkkwaaaaarrrrdddd....