ok, hopefully you all realized that was a joke or else you don't know me as well as I thought you did
UPDATE:
Meal one: 1 cup oats, 2 scoops whey, 1 banana, 15 g Glutamine, 2 strawberries.
Meal two: 6 egg whites, 2 whole eggs, 1 whole wheat bagel, 1 cup oats, 1 multivitamin, 2 large glasses of water.
Meal three: 4 beef burritos, 1 cup brown rice, 2 fish oil tablets, 2 scoops whey, 1 large glass of water.
Meal four: 2 cups Black beans, 6 oz chicken breasts, 2 tablespoons olive oil, 2 fish oil tablets, 3 large glasses of water.
Meal five: oatmeal, 6 bcaa tablets, 1 glass of water.
TRAIN
Meal Six: PWO shake including 50 g malto/dex, 15 g Glutamine, 10 g creatine, 2 scoops whey, 6 bcaa tablets.
Meal Seven: Large plate of pasta, 1 multivitamin, 2 large glasses of water.
Meal eight: Spinach with EFA dressing, 1 medium sized sweet potatoe, broccoli, 2 fish oil tablets, 1 large glass of water.
Meal nine: 1 cup oats, 2 scoops whey, 1 50 mg zinc chelated, 2 tablespoons natural peanut butter, 1 cup cottage cheese, 2 tablepoons flax seed oil, 15 g Glutamine.
SLEEP 8+ HOURS