[theregal]

Dude i have the farts 24/7. It seems like whatever i eat i have to fart. What foods should i avoid?? and is there pills that can help me out?

[rkl0165]

Originally Posted by theregal

Dude i have the farts 24/7. It seems like whatever i eat i have to fart. What foods should i avoid?? and is there pills that can help me out?

soy ..anything with soy in the ingredients..whey protein,egg album or egg protein,veggies like broccoli,protein bars are a big fart machine as well as any protein drink or bar that has fiber in it/some are worse than other..you could try beano but it doesnt seem to do much...sometimes a good dump can clear this up..try a laxative befor going to bed..I use to fart 24/7 and it was embarrassing but it stopped/ I stopped eating anything with soy and I think that did it..

[tyroneiii]

First I would speak with a dietician or nutritionist about your problem. A certain amount of flatulence is normal especially after ingesting certain foods like beans or cruciferous veggies like brussel sprouts or brocoli but your situation seems out of the ordinary. Some people recommend normalizing the bacteria content in their intestines by eating yogurt or ingesting a supplement like acidophilus. Initially this might make the problem worse.

[Freak]

Humans fart an average of 500ml/day.

[kenney]

Originally Posted by thefreak350

Humans fart an average of 500ml/day.

lol i love useless facts

[Mygeeto]

Originally Posted by kenney666

lol i love useless facts

there was once a Roman king (and im sure he's not the only person in history to do this) who used to gather up all the cripples, freaks, retards and dwarves of his kingdom and put them in an arena to carve themselves up with meat cleavers for the regular ppl to watch.
if only it was still like that....

[Freak]

Kind of offensive Mygeeto. I don't think you were trying to be but.. my brother is crippled and Kim Peek is considered mentally retarded. Check him out.

[tjbentham]

try chewing ur food more, 'swallowing air' causes farts, also cut out soda

[rkl0165]

Originally Posted by tjbentham

try chewing ur food more, 'swallowing air' causes farts, also cut out soda

or you could get a big cork and ......

[kenney]

Originally Posted by Mygeeto

there was once a Roman king (and im sure he's not the only person in history to do this) who used to gather up all the cripples, freaks, retards and dwarves of his kingdom and put them in an arena to carve themselves up with meat cleavers for the regular ppl to watch.
if only it was still like that....

i'm gonna create a thread for useless(but funny facts)

[kenney]

Mygeeto's fact

Originally Posted by Mygeeto

there was once a Roman king (and im sure he's not the only person in history to do this) who used to gather up all the cripples, freaks, retards and dwarves of his kingdom and put them in an arena to carve themselves up with meat cleavers for the regular ppl to watch.

[kenney]

wrong thread...sorry