Christmas DVDs

Ghosting · 02-09-2006, 12:05 AM

So I need to tell this story. I went over to my parents house for Christmas. They were video taping everyone opening their presents. It was my turn, the first present I opened looked like a DVD, so out of curiosity, I decided to start with that one. I opened it and was shoched, it was Season 1 : Queer as Folks. I thought it was a joke a first, until I looked around the room and everyone was giving the Dorian Yates "nod of approval".
I was like, "thanks"

. Then I started wondering if my whole family thought I was gay. I always have girls with me. I tried to forget about it, until today.
I was at the "community" mailbox, when my neighbor starts talking to me. He is guy. Out of the blue he asks me if I want to borrow any of his all male porn.

So I did what any tough male would have done, I ran away. Did my neighbor think I was gay too? Hmmmm.

Ghosting · 02-09-2006, 12:06 AM

J/K, I made that up, or did I?

BigBen · 02-09-2006, 12:22 AM

did ya huh? huh? did ya?

Ghosting · 02-09-2006, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BigBen

did ya huh? huh? did ya?

BigBen · 02-09-2006, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghosting

Hey look at my sognature i wrote something about your friend tech in it

oh yea btw Tech>PAIN sorry thats just the way it is

Pain is #2 tho

Ghosting · 02-09-2006, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by BigBen

Hey look at my sognature i wrote something about your friend tech in it

oh yea btw Tech>PAIN sorry thats just the way it is

Pain is #2 tho

BB, you are the man.

I personally think Tech and Pain should wrestle naked in a baby pool filled with creamed corn for supremecy. Have a monkey tape the whole thing and post the vid.

robcardu · 02-09-2006, 12:34 AM

Ghosting=American version of Rocky

robcardu · 02-09-2006, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghosting

BB, you are the man.

I personally think Tech and Pain should wrestle naked in a baby pool filled with creamed corn for supremecy. Have a monkey tape the whole thing and post the vid.

there´s actually a contest about writing a bunch of shit and you´ll win 50$ and a plane ticket to see the Night of the Champion which is a contest between Tech and Pain wrestling in underwear coverd with baby oil.

jornT · 02-09-2006, 02:05 AM

This thread is fucking awsome!

Anyway, so your neightbour is gay, need a lyric about him?

EvilDumbell · 02-09-2006, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by robcardu

Ghosting=American version of Rocky

HAHAHA lol.. yep :)

I think his family was giving him a little hint that they have known for quite a while :~humping:

Rocky · 02-09-2006, 04:42 AM

Isn't owning gay porn illegal where you are? Have the police search his house and get him arrested! Then while the police are leading him out point accusingly at your parents and shout" And you tried to force me into his home, you sicken me!"