The David Hasslehoff Appreciation thread

Flex · 01-09-2006, 11:24 PM

This thread is almost as bad as my "Snakes on a Plane!" thread.

SNAKES ON A PLANE!

Rocky · 01-10-2006, 04:54 AM

What is the matter with some people! This thread should be an instant sticky! :)

Rocky · 01-10-2006, 05:41 AM

David actually killed the 18 wolves that made this coat with just a ballpoint pen and a razorsharp smile. Coupled with his icy stare - they never stood a chance.

Rocky · 01-10-2006, 05:46 AM

A pic David would probably rather forget about.
After a drug fuelled weekend, he stole this car - this pic is taken shorty before he rolled it off the cliff behind him.
He managed to get away with a jail sentence because he is David Hasselhoff and evryone loves him.

Rocky · 01-10-2006, 05:50 AM

Notice how David is a master of disguise. Having grown a cunning beard, he is able to walk freely amongst the Habadababada tribe of South Africa unrecognised (he is, as he is everywhere, the number 1 celebrity of the region).
He is so convincing that the man to the left of David in the picture simply think's he is a bearded twat with a shit hat.

Ghosting · 01-10-2006, 08:51 AM

OMG Rocky, this thread was hilarious.

f1ex · 01-10-2006, 08:52 AM

You probably won't believe me Rocky but this is true:

About 15 years ago I was on my way back from school when walking past the local bakery / tea room of the tiny English village where I grew up only to see David Hasselhoff sitting in the window eating cakes and drinking tea with a blonde woman. Very bizarre. Apparently he liked the local pub so much he wanted to move it brick by brick back to the US. Fortunately he didn't

Rocky · 01-11-2006, 04:44 AM

^^ I can't believe he didn't have the power to get that pub moved - he simply must have changed his mind for surely nothing could have stood in his way should he have wanted the place.

Rocky · 01-11-2006, 06:55 AM

Another example of David's unmatched bravery. A little known fact is that he has rabies and is therefore allergic and scared of water, yet still he was able to smile whilst posing for this picture - right next to the one thing that can kill him!! (All the water used in Baywatch was digitally created)

Rocky · 01-11-2006, 06:57 AM

His masculinity should never be in question. Look how advanced he was for his years, he was only 6 yrs old in this photo. He has to shave 7 times a day.

Rocky · 01-11-2006, 07:00 AM

Never afraid to try new things. Here he is on his first ever bike skills championship. Matt Hasselhoffman.

Rocky · 01-11-2006, 07:01 AM

These 2 really were the craziest cats of the 80's! Notice how Jacko tried to mimic this classic pic a few years later with pitiful results.

MaKaVeLi · 01-11-2006, 07:02 AM

mayb this is going toooo far rocky...this is bordering obsession...