HOW DO YOU GET TO HEAVEN?

SimplyHuge · 12-19-2005, 12:49 PM

How do you get to heaven?

List what you believe.

serbmarko · 12-19-2005, 02:08 PM

By accepting Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour.. the only way to do this is to be born again..this is what the bible says..

Ghosting · 12-19-2005, 04:09 PM

By killing as many people as possible.

Tech · 12-19-2005, 08:37 PM

By agreeing with everything Ghosting says.

serbmarko · 12-19-2005, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Tech N9ne

By agreeing with everything Ghosting says.

robcardu · 12-19-2005, 09:34 PM

Just flying....

Ghosting · 12-19-2005, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Tech N9ne

By agreeing with everything Ghosting says.

You know what I have to say about Techs post.

BigBen · 12-19-2005, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by serbmarko

By accepting Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour.. the only way to do this is to be born again..this is what the bible says..

Agree 100%

Tech · 12-19-2005, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by serbmarko

By accepting Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour.. the only way to do this is to be born again..this is what the bible says..

to be born again, do you have to climb back in the womb?

Ghosting · 12-19-2005, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Tech N9ne

to be born again, do you have to climb back in the womb?

LOL. I wonder if my mom would have any objections to me trying to crawl up her vagina?

Thats making me sick just thinking about it.

Ghosting · 12-19-2005, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghosting

By killing as many people as possible.

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Originally Posted by BigBen

Agree 100%

Thanks bro!

Nothin' but a peanut!! · 12-20-2005, 12:07 AM

after reading this thread i know there is only one real way to get into heaven:
by defeating chuck norris with his signature roundhouse kick

i was thinking about this last night does "heaven" exist?
like when someone is unconscious, they are just a body u know, but there is something that happens with them, its like their "soul" dictates what they say feel do touch react etc etc
and their body is only the transport that the soul uses to live "its" life you know?
and when soeone dies what happens to their soul you are legft with a body, has the soul died (as whytheir body is still there but it doesnt move, soul is gone) or is it that the body has died (eg heart attack) and the soul now needs to go somewhere else?
i hate living when these re questions that you will just never ever truly know the answer.

Ghosting · 12-20-2005, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Nothin' but a peanut!!

after reading this thread i know there is only one real way to get into heaven:
by defeating chuck norris with his signature roundhouse kick

LMFAO