[Project Evo]

funny as fuck...

[Rocky]

^A ha ha ha ha! :(

[Rocky]

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like hes driving a car.

The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?"

Charlie replies, "Driving to Chicago!"

The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlies room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks,

"Well, Charlie, how are you doing?"

Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago." "Great," replies the nurse.

The nurse leaves Charlies room and goes across the hall into Bobs room, and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating.

Shocked, she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?"

Bob says, "Im screwing Charlies wife while hes in Chicago"

[Rocky]

This man pulls up in his Merc beside a little boy. He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, "Hey kid, if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car."

To which the kid replies, "Gimme the bag and I'll come in your mouth!"

[Rocky]

It's the day after Christmas and two kids are comparing notes about what they'd gotten.

The first kid says "What'd you get?" The second kid replies, "Man, I scored big time!
I got Power Rangers stuff, a Nintendo, a new bike, a Walkie - Talkie set, a stereo, and a whole lot more! What'd you get?"

"Ah, I just got a baseball glove and bat," says the first kid.

"Wow, that's pretty rough," says the second kid.

The first kid says, "Yeah, well I'm not dying of Leukemia."

[Rocky]

A little girl is standing by the edge of a cliff crying her eyes out.

This man comes over and says, "What's wrong little girl?".

The little girl still crying just points over to the edge of the cliff.

The man looks over the edge and sees a car with the little girls parents mangled in the rocks below.

The man turns round and undoing his flies says, "I guess it just ain't your lucky day"!!!

[Rocky]

Once there was a rabbit and a bear living in a forest. They went out for a walk and saw a magic golden frog.

The rabbit and bear said, "Goodie, three wishes!"

The frog then said, "No, six wishes since there are two of you." They got even more excited.

The bear went first. "I wish that all the bears in this forest are females, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted!

Then it was the rabbits turn. "I wish for a racing bike helmet." POOF! His wish was granted.

The bear hesitated, then said, "I wish all the bears in the neighboring forests were females, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted.

The rabbit already knew what he wanted, "I wish for a motorcycle!" POOF! His wish was granted.

The frog broke in and said, "Now hurry up, I must be on my way! And, may I add, choose carefully your last wish!!"

The bear said, "Alright, I know my last wish. I wish all the bears in the world were female, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted.

The rabbit thought for a while, put on his helmet, and got on his motorcycle. With a smirk on his face he said,

"I wish the bear were gay."

[kenney]

nice jokes!lol
what do u call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

pregnant!

[kenney]

chesticles:where do you get all your jokes from?lol
this next 1 isnt for disabled people:

a man is walking through a park, and he sees a woman in a wheelchair crying.Intrigues,he approaches her and asks her what is wrong.she replies:"i've never been kissed by a man because of my disabilities".so feeling sympathetic he kisses her.as he walks away he hears her crying again,so he goes back and asks her what is wrong.she replies:"i've never had my breasts groped by a man before".so feeling sympathetic,he gropes her breast.he goes to walk away and yet again hears her crying,he turns around and in an angry tone of voice says:"whats wrong with you now?!".the upset woman says:"because of my disability,i have never been fucked before".so the man approaches her and holds her by her hips and tosses her out of the wheelchair!he says as he is leaving:"YOURE FUCKED NOW!"

[kenney]

a man walks into a pub and notices a jar of money on the bar,he asks the bartender what it's for.the bartender replies "if you can make my donkey laugh,i will give you this jar of money".so feeling confident,the man walks into the back and 5minutes later comes back out with the donkey laughing.the man picks up the jar of money and walks out.the next day the man comes back into the pub and notices another jar of money.he asks the bartender what the challenge is.the bartender reluctantly replies "if you can make my donkey cry,you can walk away with this jar of money".so the man feeling confident walks into the back and 5minutes later comes out with the donkey crying.he picks up the jar of money and approaches the exit.the bartender asks him "how did you make my donkey laugh and cry?" the man replies "the 1st time,i told him my dick was bigger than his!the 2nd time i proved it!"

[kenney]

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

[kenney]

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.