> The Kitchen Bitch
>
> A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her
> 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living
> room.
> She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons
> of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the
> last stop!" "And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get
> your asses on the train...cause we're going down the tracks."
>
> The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use
> that kind of language in this house." "Now I want you to go to your
> room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS." "When you come out,
> you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."
>
> Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
> playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard
> her son say...
>
> "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and we
> hope your trip was a pleasant one." "We hope you will ride with us
> again soon."
>
> She heard her little darling continue... "For those of you
> just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train." "We
> hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
>
> As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of
> you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the
> bitch in the kitchen."
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Im young and thuggin, I dont give a f*ck.
He can make love to you, im gonna beat it up
I caused dreams that cause death that is my crime
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