[Rocky]

Ok - confession time. I actually sent this to FHM True Stories Section recently. Don't know if it's got put in, but gave me an idea for a thread here.

What is the worst thing you good people have done. This is probably mine. Now you have to remember, this is not what I thought would happen...

I had this friend a couple of years older than me (he went out with one of the girls I hung around with) and he'd wanted to get into university for about 4 years but due to problems regarding a couple of mild pschizophrenic episodes he had had (a few years of weed abuse not helping him much) he'd never got in. Then a couple of years after he'd been off medication and hadn't been admitted to a hospital called The Linden Centre - he got accepted in - great! His name is Howard.
Whilst I was visiting another friend at university for some reason we stumbled onto the site for Howards university and found the name of his course lecturer. Then I had a "brilliant idea". We copied and pasted the official university letterhead and I proceeded to write a letter to Howard 'from' his course lecturer. In this letter I explained that "the work you are submitting is so substandard I'm amazed you have the audacity to turn it in" and "your level of eductaion is so poor, how you got into uni at all is a mystery". I then went on to explain that "I have received a number of complaints from some of the female members of the university regarding your unwanted attentions and harassing gestures towards them which will not be tolerated". After a bit of this I started saying things like "and as for your haircut, it looks like a war was waged out on your head" - I was trying to make it look like it blatantly wasn't from a university lecturer.

Anyway, a few weeks later I went and visited Howard who was back home for the weekend. I went round and noticed he'd had a haircut. "Had a haircut?" I enquired.
"Yeah, seeing as it looked like a war had been waged out on my head"
I laughed, "So you realised the letter was from me then?" I said.


Howard just looked at me blankly and my face fell.

"That was you?" He asked.

It turned out that he hadn't realised it was from me, or indeed that it was a joke, and in fact had gone and confronted his lecturer about it, who naturally knew nothing about it. So then he accused his flat mate and a few others, until it got too much for him.
Turns out when I visited him, he wasn't home from uni for the weekend, but rather, home from The Linden Centre for the weekend, where he had been re-admitted.

To say I felt like an absolute arsehole would be the understatement of the year. Fortunately, we stayed on good terms.

[Nothin' but a peanut!!]

whoa rocky
dunno if i have anything that good
do you mean worst things youve done to other ppl? or worst things you've done to yourlsef or whatever?
only thing i can think off atm, i must have been about anywhere from 8 to 10 or 11 i honestly cant remember.
i was at my grandmothers house and my uncle was there, he is an epileptic and takes epileptic fits quite regularly and is alwyas fine after them after some massage and taking it easy etc
anyway i think we had a soccerball and it went over the fence, i jumped over and threw it back over the fence, it frightened him and he took a fit there and was rushed to the hospital, i felt horrible
a few nights after i was alseep mum woke me up while on the phone and said do you know who thew the ball, or something like that, i replied no or it was te kids next door or something. i felt horrible about it
never confessed to it u know i was just been a happy kid throwing a ball over a fence i wasnt tall enough to see over i had no idea
but since then he has taken alot of fits so you know, he's normal and fine as he can be
thats about it for me mate

[jornT]

Worst thing I ever did was squatting and quiting at 5 reps while supposed to do 6.

[rude_boy]

lol...your a dick...but I'd probably do the same thing.

[BigBen]

I got my brother addicted to cocaine, and im his new drug dealer. LOL no thats a complete lie, but wouldnt that be some dirty shit. You would burn in hell for sure.

[Ghosting]

Once when I was a young lad, I was drinking underage, at a party. I was out in the backyard, it was dark (enough) and I had to pee. I pee'd on top of an AC unit that was on the ground (common in Az). To make a long story short, some girl I was talking to sat on it. When she got wet she said it must have been some old rain water. I didnt fesh up.

Another party, a friend and I took a dump in the dryer, disconnected the exhaust so it was going in the house, and turned it on. Long story short, hot poop smells bad. People started puking in the house and left immediately. There was a stampede out the front door. I never fessed up to that one either as there was an angry mob outside wanting to kill whoever did it. I joined the mob so they werent suspect.

[serbmarko]

I dated this hot chick once and we had the best sex ever.. shortly after i found out that it was my cousin.. LMAO Jk

[shorty]

jack someone

[robcardu]

Originally Posted by serbmarko

I dated this hot chick once and we had the best sex ever.. shortly after i found out that it was a guy

DAMN marko that´s sick man......

[Amped]

I banged my best friends mom

[Rocky]

Ha ha ha! Superb work chaps! I'm starting to feel a bit more saintly!!
Keep 'em coming!
It's cleansing for the soul!

[chesticles]

I got a good one.

I passed out at a mates house a few weekends ago, my other mate was there and he drew a dick on my face which is common, I mean I'd actually expect it but I was pissed. I got up walked to a service station and to my mates house (who'd gone home by the time I awoke) which took about an hour and poured baked beans and yoghurt all over his car.

The weekend after another mate passed out at the same house and I drew dicks all over his body, I mean I even drew a dick going into his ass! but suprisingly I didn't feel bad about any of it.

[Most-Muscular-Society]

have decided to not add to this thread or I'll be making a regular post every saturday morning!

Oh Friday's the best day of the week!