[Amped]

Here is the difference between having guts or balls.

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

[Vidis]

Originally Posted by Amped

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

Haha, lol! :rofl2:

[Pain]

:xmasbiggr

lol funny stuff

[thedon]

lol...couldn't have put it better myself

[MaKaVeLi]

nice one, maybe one day I shall try this...

[robcardu]

LOL.....

[Rocky]

If I try either of them with my missus - one things for sure - I won't HAVE any balls to try it again!

[Q80_MuscleHed]

LooooooL

[Nothin' but a peanut!!]

lol omg
"you're next!?"
im sure that'd go down well

[fallen]

ha ha thats great but Rocky said if i tried either she would have my guts and balls in her hand lol