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Here's a teacherish Joke

A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+.

Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, "What changed your mind about learning math?"

The son looked at mom and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business."

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Found this joke I thought you all might appreciate. Couldn't stop laughing the first time I read it!!! (",) Enjoy!!!
The 3rd grade teacher decides to test her student's ability to recognise objects from a description. She says to the class, 'I am holding an object behind my back that is round, red and you can eat it'. Suzie says, 'Miss that's an apple'. 'Very good Suzie, that shows you are thinking' replies the teacher. 'Now I am holding something that is yellow and long and can be eaten'. David says, 'that's a banana miss'. 'Very good David, that shows you are thinking', the teacher says. Johnny puts his hand up and asks for a turn and the teacher lets him have a go. 'I am holding something under my desk something that is thin, an inch long and has a red head'. The teacher is aghast. 'That's disgusting Johnny'. Johnny replies, 'No miss, it's a match, but it shows you're thinking'.

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Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fu*k*ng difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"

[TheGame]

lol, i like the last one