[canablistic_Turnip]

Here are my Fav's sayings from the great Homer

Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad!
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart: No.
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Lisa: Yes.
Homer: But the car's okay?
Bart & Lisa: Uh-huh.
Homer: All right then.


Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.


Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.


Homer: Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.Homer's Brain: It's a deal!


Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.


Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old! Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?


Homer's ghost: Marge you gotta help me, I have to do one good deed to get into heaven.
Marge: Well I got a whole list of chores: clean the garage, paint the house...
Homer's ghost: Whoa whoa whoa. I'm just trying to get in, I'm not running for Jesus


Homer: Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

[Nothin' but a peanut!!]

lol my favourite atm...i cant remember it exaclty but ill gve it a go.
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.


Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.


Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

i also love that one with moe in the X files - i didnt kill him! ok u can go
great cause i have a hot date! BEEP umm...a date! BEEP umm dinner with friend BEEP dinner alone BEEP etc etc lol

[canablistic_Turnip]

Homer RULES !!!

[dero_hawk]

i love the simpsons, right up there with family guy for me. ill try to think of some quotes

[robcardu]

homer simpson jessica simpson ...both dumb

[fallen]

I got all the simpsons dvd's last year for christmas i was so happy i almost cried lol

[philosopher]

Originally Posted by robcardu

homer simpson jessica simpson ...both dumb

true but jessica is hot and thats a great advantage

[TheAnimal]

canablistic_Turnip, thats a great quote made me laugh : )

[thedon]

i love homer!!!! but the simpsons has gotten really bad the past couple of years...they are really running out of ideas

[Nothin' but a peanut!!]

imagine it that SOME day they will stop making episodes how scary!seinfeld was great and 10 years or soemthing of repeats right? well sipsons have a fair few years, yet seinfeld is hardly EVER played here wonder if they'll keep the simpsons going once they stop making new ones...

[thedon]

seinfeld is on like 20 times aday in canada...thats why i am waiting to buy the dvd's