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Old 03-05-2006, 11:09 PM   #391
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Hey by the way, i have to thank you for doing my dirty work for me... i can't stand awards ceremonies!!!!! I find them agonising!
 
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Old 03-05-2006, 11:13 PM   #392
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Hey by the way, i have to thank you for doing my dirty work for me... i can't stand awards ceremonies!!!!! I find them agonising!
LOL no problem, this and the Golden Globes are honestly the only two all year that I watch.

Best Director: Ang Lee, Brokeback Mountain

 
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Old 03-05-2006, 11:15 PM   #393
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What A Fucking Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crash For Best Picture?! What The Fuck?!?
 
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Old 03-05-2006, 11:19 PM   #394
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I actually wrote this "article" on Tuesday January 17th of this past year on Crash and why it might win Best Picture...

The film Crash was first released in limited release on May 5th of this year, and made a decent amount at the box office (55 million on a scant 6.5 million dollar budget). Most of it's box office business can be attributed to good word-of-mouth by movie goers because the studio that put it out (Lions Gate Films) did little as far as advertising went. It also only received moderately warm critical attention, and at the time, only seemed like a nice little break from the standard early-summer slump. I mean, let's be serious, this was the year that would produce Rob Marshall's Memoirs of a Geisha, Fernando Meirelles' The Constant Gardner (Meirelles received both critical and awards-circle attention for his 2002 film Cidade de Deus [City of God]), and the perennially hyped Steven Spielberg's Munich; there was little room for a small-studio picture about, of all things, racism. However, as of late, Crash has gained ground and is now considered by "those in the know" as being the only movie that can possibly topple Brokeback Mountain from its rocky mountain summit at this years Oscars. If you're interested in knowing how this could happen, how much of a chance does it have of have of actually winning, or my thoughts on the movie itself, please read on. If not, please read on anyway...I'm sort of an attention whore.

The film started to gain momentum as more and more awards circles started naming Crash as a nominee for several acting (mostly a very undeserving Matt Dillon and an ensemble cast that only looks good on paper) and screenplay awards. Outside of critics-circle awards, Crash has been nominated for the main award by all major Motion Picture Guilds. In it's strongest category, the Writers Guild of America has it listed as a possible winner for it's Best Original Screenplay this year. Then again, the WGA also nominated The 40 Year Old Virgin for the same award so I take it you can guess how seriously I'm taking them this year. Speaking of awards, unfortunately for those who like this film, it did not win Best Screenplay at last night's Golden Globe Awards, which would have been an enormous stepping stone on the path to overtake Brokeback.

Recent critical attention is also at fault for resurrecting Crash from the awards' nether regions. Several early-season favorites (read: movies people were getting hard-ons for before they were released) disappointed. From Memoirs (which got less respect than women in 1920's China), to Munich (whether critics can't admit to not liking nearly as much as they'd hoped), critics decided to resort back to Crash to fill their coveted top-10 lists. Roger Ebert, the voice of the people, has been smoking some serious crack lately...("Thumbs up!" to: Last Holiday, Glory Road, Tristan & Isolde, The Ringer, Rumor Has It, Cheaper by the Dozen II) had the audacity to put Crash as his number one film of the year. Other critics have followed suit, naming "Crash" as one of the year's best (for the record, it has virtually no chance of making my top 10).

Right now it's highly unlikely that Crash will win best picture, but the current odds on it at Sportsbook.com are 10-1 (Good Night and Good Luck, and Munich have slightly better odds, but are both losing ground fast...and yes, being able to bet on the Oscars is probably the best thing ever). These odds will probably change again sometime in the next couple days, especially after last night's Golden Globes, where Brokeback cleaned up, making it much harder for movies like Good Night and Good Luck and Munich to play catch-up. So you may be scratching your heads (or other places) and wondering why I think Crash may gain ground. Well, two weeks ago, Lions Gate Films (who's output of good movies is probably about 5% of their films...probably less...and is desperately searching for a "prestige piece") distributed 130,000 copies of the movie to Hollywood insiders in order to sway votes their way. For the record, with most movies, 20,000 copies is considered fairly high to be sent out so 130,000 is absolutely unprecedented, and if you ask me, absurd. Only time will tell how things will pan out as most of these awards leading up to the Oscars (airing on March 5th and hosted by Jon Stewart) will take place in late-January to mid-February.
 
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Old 03-05-2006, 11:21 PM   #395
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What did you think of Brokeback? I thought it was very good, but i don't know if it was the best film of the year.

And in terms of direction i actually would prefer a film like GN&GL get the nod over BBM. I think BBM was superbly directed, but only within the parameters of 'conventional' hollywood filmmaking, if you know what i mean. I would have liked to see a director who did something slightly more risky and unorthodox take the prize, though.
 
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Old 03-05-2006, 11:21 PM   #396
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If anyone needs me, I'll be running over mailboxes and crying.

Fucking Crash! I enjoyed you, but you've by no fault of your own gone too far.
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Old 03-05-2006, 11:22 PM   #397
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I also followed that up with this:

If you've read my last post, you probably realize I feel Crash is undeserving of the critical acclaim it's gotten as of late, and I hope you're wondering why. Why? Because I'm opinionated and I'm going to tell you anyway. For those of you who haven't seen it, Crash consists of several interlocking stories featuring characters of different races interacting in the city of Los Angeles. Most of the interaction between races is done through button-pushing and prejudice accusations, showing that we no longer face a Black/White problem in America, but that our country has become THE great cultural melting pot. However, the characters in Crash still can't accept it; not those who have seen it change slowly over the years nor those who have come here in hopes of a better life. Unfortunately, any central message of the film is lost due to the sprawling story line and complete lack of character development. Some have argued that the character development is one of the movie's strong points but I counter that there is no explanation for most of the characters blatant, over-the-top racism. Sure, we're clued in briefly to some extent on why they feel that way, mostly due to some unsettling event that happened involving another race in years past, however, this is hardly enough to clue us into the characters' inner feelings and we are left to wonder and want more.

Let's look at it this way, with a film featuring over a dozen characters that are integral to the story, this film barely runs over two hours in length and to fill in the holes it resorts to (what else?!) stereotypes. The young good cop stands idly by while his bad-cop partner sexually molests a woman during an assumingly routine DWB (driving while black) stop. Iranian characters are being mistaken for Arabs, and guess what ("what, Joey?") they own a small family-run store. Then there's the two African American students who preach about the philosophy of racial unity versus discrimination yet carry guns and steal cars. The rich white woman is stuck-up and blatantly racist and uses commonplace words like "homies" to describe any minority that she feels could be gang affiliated. By the end of the movie you end up disliking pretty much every character (so much for pulling people together) except for the Mexican-American locksmith played by a very overlooked Michael Pena. Pena was pretty much the only actor that held his own or made a lasting impression in my mind, partly due to the fact that he was the only character I learned to like; other actors giving sub-par performances also plays a large part.

Terrance Howard has had a breakout year, most noticeably for his work in Hustle & Flow. He's also made a name for himself by acting in Ray, Four Brothers and Get Rich or Die Tryin'; not the most impressive resumé but nonetheless he's getting his face out there. In Crash he plays an unconfident director who acts defenseless as bad-cop Matt Dillon feels up his wife. Throughout the rest of the movie, his manhood is stripped again and again as his wife continuously attacks him for being a coward. Sadly, Howard's acting is similar to his character's personality, and I don't mean that as a good thing. He's unconfident, forced, and on few occasions bumbling. Matt Dillon, who's been receiving the most attention out of this cast, is far from memorable. The only reason he leaves a lasting impression at all is because he's probably filled with more unnecessary racism than any other character, yet is kind to his sickly father and saves the life of (you guessed it) the same black woman he molested earlier in the movie. Then there's Sandra Bullock and Brendan Fraser...who suck (no need to waste words). Actually, aside from Pena, Ludacris is the best actor in the movie. Take a second and read that last sentence again, that sums things up well.

I did comment on the story earlier and won't go too far into the screenplay itself but some things just left me feeling sour. For example, we're unsure of the specific job of a character so the screenwriter (Million Dollar Baby writer Paul Haggis) has him shout, "I'm a district attorney!" while slamming his fist into a desk...worse yet, this line was delivered by Brendan Fraser. Yes, this screenwriter did write Million Dollar Baby (which I loved) but he was also the creator of Walker, Texas Ranger (you can decide for yourself whether this is a good or bad thing), and parts of it read just as cliché and over the top as Walker. Also, the whole "put the end of the movie at the beginning" thing has been done to death. Yes, it was used in Walk the Line this year but Walk the Line used it as a way to make a linear story more cyclical where as Crash used it to be gimmicky (think 21 Grams).

All in all, it may seem like I've been overly hard on Crash and that I hate it, but this is far from the truth. I actually did enjoy the movie, awarding it ***, but still feel that the attention it's getting is unjustified. Overall the movie was good and worth a viewing but the lack of actual depth doesn't require repeated ones. Hopefully the 130,000 copies of this movie sent out to Hollywood insiders WILL make them come to a realization: Crash is far from Best Picture Material.

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I'm honestly in complete shock over this. To call it a travesty is putting it lightly.

Still, 11-13 isn't bad, but seriously...Crash?
 
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Old 03-05-2006, 11:28 PM   #398
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no way CRASH!!!?? Bullshit, oscars are all politics, i guess racism was more important than homosexuality this year

ang lee gets the shaft.....again :(261):

paul haggis = michael mann wannabe

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Old 03-05-2006, 11:30 PM   #399
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Haha... shit, i haven't seen Crash but if Ebert likes it then it must be bad!

*runs to videostore to rent crash*
 
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Old 03-05-2006, 11:32 PM   #400
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ebert sold out, he used to be cool, now he's just the majority's bitch
 
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What did you think of Brokeback?


I loved it.
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Then again, the WGA also nominated The 40 Year Old Virgin for the same award so I take it you can guess how seriously I'm taking them this year.
I think 40 Yr Old has artistic merit. I'd be thrilled to see some acknowledgement of a well-delivered rompy comedy. At least we can agree that the Academy isn't exactly on a pedastal either, right now.
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He won man. He won..
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Old 03-05-2006, 11:38 PM   #402
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Just saw a pic of Keira Knightley on imdb... she looks highly boneable from the neck up at least (it was only a head shot)...
 
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