A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices
that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question
to ask you, but I don't want to offend you" She answers, "My
son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have
been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always
had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well,
let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The
cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
Catholic! :omg: :omg: :assspank:
OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfils
the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive
me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married
and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin
and I'm going to a Halloween party." :omg:
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Im young and thuggin, I dont give a f*ck.
He can make love to you, im gonna beat it up
I caused dreams that cause death that is my crime
"los pocos elegidos"  | 
