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Was it rape? (from t-nation.com)
Debby, why didn’t I know you when I was 14?
Why-oh-why wasn’t it me that got to benefit from your sweet touch?
Oh, Debby, Debby, Debby, the things you could have taught me! Saved me from fumbling in the dark to undo bra straps! Saved me from looking like my aunt’s rheumy-eyed poodle trying to hump the leg of the piano! Saved me from being told that first time, "No, no, that’s my belly button, go lower!"
But you weren’t there to save me from all that sexual embarrassment.
But I take solace in the fact that you were there to help another 14-year-old, sexually inexperienced boy. Maybe in the future, others will think of you when they’re facing their first time and derive inspiration from you.
In fact, I think we should make it official, so Zeus, I implore you, add to your roster of muses one more hallowed name! From this moment forward, men who need wisdom or inspiration need not only call upon Calliope, Clio, Erato, Euterpe, Melpomene, Polyhymnia, Terpsichore, Thalia and Urania, but also the mightiest muse of all...Debby!
Yes, Debby, or rather Debra LaFave, the muse of young boy, older woman nookie!
Too bad she won’t be able to answer those calls because she’ll likely be in prison.
For the one or two of you who just emerged from a 6-month coma, Debra LaFave is the 23-year-old Florida schoolteacher who had a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old boy she met while chaperoning a school field trip. What makes this story so juicy is that Debra herself is juicy.
Debra and her boy-toy hooked up last June, first in a portable classroom and then in the back of an SUV while the boy’s cousin drove. Clearly, Debra orchestrated the whole thing. She had asked the boy to help her clean out her portable classroom. As he sat on a couch in the classroom, Debra, wearing terry-cloth pants and thong panties, sidled up next to him and asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said yes. She straddled him and asked him if he was sure.
Damn straight he was.
They met several times in the next few weeks. It wasn’t until the boy’s driver/cousin spilled the beans to his mother that authorities rudely terminated the affair. The recently married, boy-boinking Debra was arrested and faces two charges of lewd and lascivious behavior on a person younger than 16.
She’s currently free on bond awaiting trial on April 25th. If she’s convicted, she faces up to 15 years in prison and a $10,000 fine on each of the counts she faces. Her husband, naturally, has filed for divorce.
Debra’s lawyer plans on using an insanity defense.
I have to admit that for a while there, I didn’t know what to make of Debra, or rather, what to make of Debra’s case. Granted, she needs some counseling, but should she go to jail? Odds are that any jury of males that still have intact, fully functional balls is going to have to try mighty hard during the trial to stifle a shit-eating grin and let her go gloriously free.
But the law is the law, right? After all, if the genders were reversed, if a 23-year-old man had boinked a 14-year-old girl, the right thing to do would be to send him up the river for a good long time—until he’s so dry and withered that his interests revolve solely around Metamucil and getting to Sizzler for the "Early Bird Special."
So yes, in my ideal Pollyanna world, where everyone, including the sexes, are truly deemed equal and birds sing all day long and kaleidoscopes of butterflies decorate the deep-blue sky and thousands of girls with rosy cheeks and flowing hair and diaphanous gowns continually twirl and dance and laugh through fields of heather and where no one ever gets sick or dies, Debra should be punished.
Unfortunately, Tonto, we don’t live in an ideal world. We have biases and opinions that can’t be ignored, biases that took thousands of years to form that are based on hormones as much as culture.
And this is the battle that’s been going on in my head these last few months, the good Captain Kirk thinks that justice is blind and that Debra should be punished for harvesting young penis, but my evil Captain Kirk thinks she should go free and get a reality show on FOX where she has to preside over a classroom of horny youths who compete with each other for the right to be deflowered by Debra.
Good Kirk vs. Evil Kirk
But my internal battle is over. I figured it out. The truth everybody knows is that there’s a double standard regarding men and women, boys and girls, and we should all just stop analyzing it and accept it. Fathers are proud when their sons lose their virginity, but alternately enraged and disconsolate when their daughters lose theirs. Men who have a lot of sex with different women are players, but women who have a lot of sex with different men are suspect.
The latter are often products of broken homes and abusive fathers and lack self respect. Even the most evolved among us raise an eyebrow when the girl we just proposed to hauls out a trunk chock-full of latex, silicone and vibrating rectal probes.
True, true, there are many high-T women who are perfectly normal and well-adjusted and wonderful who like sex and have a lot of it and who are pretty much just like men, albeit with tits, but you know damn well that most girls who have a lot of sex are held in little regard by proper society.
Regardless of all this, Debra’s probably going to jail. The jury will declare her guilty, regardless of how many men are on the jury because this is a mommy society and any male juror who acquits her is going to have to answer to wifey, mom, or sis and spend a whole lot of time taking them antiquing to make up for it.
If it were up to me, Debra would go free but forced to undergo counseling. And the poor abused boy? He should be offered counseling, on the off chance that he feels like he really was taken advantage of, and that his damaged psyche has condemned him to a life where any kind of higher education is an impossibility because he’ll have a constant, raging hard-on that will traumatize liberal arts majors whenever he sets foot in a classroom.
Unfortunately, I had another thought in the middle of the night that scrambled up all my conclusions. What if...what if Debra hadn’t been a 23-year-old hotty? What if instead, the 14-year-old innocent boy had been seduced...wait a minute, raped! Raped by a tired old hag? Sure, if she’s young and hot, it’s seduction; if she’s old and skanky, it’s rape!
What if she looked like the woman below, with yellow teeth, stretch marks, and a lascivious leer?
"Got any young boys you can spare?"
What then would I think about her crime? I hate to say this, but if I were on the jury that bitch would be going away. In fact, no matter who was on that jury she’d probably be going away, appeal denied.
So I’m back to square one about being confused by the whole issue.
What’s the lesson behind all this? Well, I suppose it’s that we’re fucked up animals and the double standard, a flimsy moral standard at best, is rife with Swiss cheese-like holes in logic. May God have mercy on us.
I still wish I’d known Debra when I was 14. It would have been the highlight of my young life and she’d have forever held a special place in my heart and in my pants. |
