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Old 09-20-2005, 05:08 PM   #1
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A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground, sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:23 PM   #2
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I wonder how much $500 in quarters weighs...

 
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Old 09-20-2005, 09:16 PM   #3
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hmmm...good idea
 
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Old 09-20-2005, 09:17 PM   #4
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Old 09-20-2005, 09:33 PM   #5
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LMAO..

im gonna try that.
 
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Old 09-20-2005, 09:55 PM   #6
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I wonder how much $500 in quarters weighs...

Well, acoording to this site ( http://stars.lasthop.ca/index.php0 )a quater weighs 5.7 grams. 500 times 4 = 2000 times 5.7 = 11,400 grams.
Now, 453.59237 grams = 1 pound therefore $500 in quaters weighs...
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Old 09-21-2005, 07:22 AM   #7
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I wonder how much $500 in quarters weighs...


lmfao lol
 
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