Lance Armstrong to be stripped of 2005 title! JUST IN!

Ghosting · 09-10-2005, 12:23 AM

(AP) - French authorities searched the hotel room where Armstrong and his girlfriend (now fiance') Sheryl Crow stayed during the 2005 Tour de France. During the search they found three items that were banned in France. Deodorant, a toothbrush and a comb.

Sheryl Crow was quoted as saying "We use them all the time in America, we just assumed it would be okay to use them here as well."

The French authorities also did a full-body search on Armstrong himself and found two physical abnormalities that gave him an advantage over the French...testicles and a backbone.

Its just a joke, so I dont need an angry french e-mob.

Diesel · 09-10-2005, 12:59 AM

holy shit ur title scared me

fallen · 09-11-2005, 12:52 AM

lol damn fenchies lol

Guerra · 09-12-2005, 04:38 PM

You Americons, you are all stuupid and fat like a, oh how do you say... Pigs.
And you know what else... what! The Germans are coming...
Hello Americons! Welcome to Pary!

skywalker · 09-12-2005, 07:56 PM

The French are cool. We shouldn't let a few rotten apples spoil the whole batch. The majority of them worship Armstrong.

Tech · 09-12-2005, 08:42 PM

dumbest things ever:

Ghosting · 09-12-2005, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by skywalker

The French are cool. We shouldn't let a few rotten apples spoil the whole batch. The majority of them worship Armstrong.

OMG, it was a joke.

18inchGun · 09-13-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Tech N9ne

dumbest things ever:

yea no shit, people got way out of line with those rubber wrist braclets. i see all types of colors now, that all have such stupid meanings like "power" its so corny

Tech · 09-13-2005, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 18inchGun

yea no shit, people got way out of line with those rubber wrist braclets. i see all types of colors now, that all have such stupid meanings like "power" its so corny

its funny because I know there are some people reading this now, who are wearing those rubber bands.

Gumby51cm · 09-13-2005, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Tech N9ne

its funny because I know there are some people reading this now, who are wearing those rubber bands.

i dont wear one, but the fact that they raise money to help fight cancer... yeah, i think its a good cause. they might not look the coolest but my friends mom had breast cancer, so they meen a little somehting to some people..

god your an ass tech. lol

Ghosting · 09-13-2005, 06:32 PM

Raising money to fight cancer is cool, but wearing a rubber braclet with a corny saying on it using the excuse of cancer awareness is just being a douche bag. Im in total agreement with Tech. Its like thanks for informing there is cancer out there, I did not know.