U know you are CORPORATE GHETTO if the following are true:
1. You don't officially start working in the morning until you read
your emails.
2. Not only do you know all the security guards, janitors and
cafeteria workers, ONE OF THEM HAS ASKED YOU OUT ON A DATE.
3. Your version of a conference call is when you call your friends
and plan what you are doing for the weekend.
4. The only time your man/woman picks you up from work is on payday.
5. Friends and family members call you at work to cuss you out
because you didn't answer your phone quick enough.
6. You paint your nails at your desk.
7. When you are on a personal call you laugh so loud your co-workers on
the other side of the office come and asks you what's so funny.
8. On casual Friday, you wear your best Pelle Pelle, Tommy Hilfiger,
DKNY shirts and jeans (ladies- tightest jeans) everyone in your office
thinks you are advertising for them.
9. You have pictures on your wall with you and your friends at the
club.
10. You talk about how much money you make.
11. To beat the system, you have codes for personal calls that let's
someone know to call you right back. (Let the phone ring two times and
call me right back)
12. You give your out-of-town friends your company's 1-800 number.
13. Before calling in sick, you rehearse your sick voice and sick
story several times out loud.
14. Coworkers inquire how your father's surgery went that required you
to be out for days and you haven't seen your daddy since he left your
momma when you were born.
15. You use the company's postage machine to stamp your letters to your
mate in the penitentiary.
16. Your kid's school supplies all have your company insignia on them.
17. You can't function straight when the batteries go dead in your desk
radio.
18. You call in sick on payday Friday and send your cousin to pick up
your paycheck.
19. You contribute $1 to the office Christmas party, eat the most food
and take a platter of lunchmeat and potato salad home to your family for
dinner.
20. Before someone uses your telephone at your desk, they have to wipe
the chicken grease off the handset.
21. You call in sick on Friday because you went out on Thursday.
22. You don't like your supervisor and a couple other coworkers and you
tell them off on a regular basis and wonder why you haven't been
promoted.
23. You get your haircut/hair done on lunch and come back two hours
later.
24. You cuss your creditors out for calling you at work.
25. You come to work on Friday's dressed for the club.
26. Your kids call your job and say to the operator, "Let me speak to my
"Mama"
27. You eat sunflower seeds at your desk.
28. If you are sitting there reading this instead of getting your work
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Im young and thuggin, I dont give a f*ck.
He can make love to you, im gonna beat it up
I caused dreams that cause death that is my crime
"los pocos elegidos"  | 
