[Tech]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...edfor2006debut

NEW YORK Coca-Cola is planning to launch Enviga, a soda that is said to burn 50 to 100 calories just by drinking a 12-oz. serving, next year, per one executive.

Enviga, a green tea-based, caffeinated, carbonated drink, is in clinical testing and is said to speed up the user's metabolism. The beverage will target active lifestyle consumers. A Coke rep said, "Some [of our projects] may find their way to market and some may not." Studies have shown that drinking green tea may promote weight loss by stimulating the body to burn calories.

so, everytime you drink a Coke...just drink 5 or 6 of these things, and you'll be fine

[Flex]

Why not just drink green tea instead? Next they'll come out with coke mixed with semen.

[Gumby51cm]

now all we need is a snickers that can burn calories.

[Flex]

Originally Posted by gumby51cm

now all we need is a snickers that can burn calories.

Even if they did burn calories, they still contain nuts which are about a 14 in the glycemic index. Thus, they are still horrible post workout Gumby!

[Gumby51cm]

Originally Posted by Flex

Even if they did burn calories, they still contain nuts which are about a 14 in the glycemic index. Thus, they are still horrible post workout Gumby!

lol, but if they burn calories then i could use them to cut it up! think about it.....instead of eating 3 snickers and gaining 5lb's in a day....i could eat 3 snickers and lose 5lb's a day!!!

[Tech]

Originally Posted by Flex

Why not just drink green tea instead? Next they'll come out with coke mixed with semen.

coke & semen?

sounds like something Lindsey Lohan would sponsor

[StayBig]

Coke. Ha. Coke with Semen. LOL. That reminds me of a story that no one probably cares about but I wanna tell it. First of all, the relevance of this is the fact that the creator of a certain product will come out with 10,000 variations of the same product to increase sales.

So.... I was at a party with my friends in AZ (when I used to live there.) And my friends cousin (a girl,) was very drunk (no, I didn't slam her Freakzilla, just incase you ask.) So we were talking about the whole product thing how it always blows out of proportion, just like with coke, they made all kinds of different shit. So this girl picked up a barbie off the ground and said "yeah, just like this, how many different fucking models do they need to make. Blonde barbie, brunette barbie, tall barbie, watch me get fucked in the ass barbie."

I just thought it was funny how she said "watch me get f*cked in the a$$ barbie." Well I hope you guys got at least a little laughter from that?

[Flex]

Originally Posted by Tech N9ne

coke & semen?

sounds like something Lindsey Lohan would sponsor

or Paris Hilton

Originally Posted by StayBig

Coke. Ha. Coke with Semen. LOL. That reminds me of a story that no one probably cares about but I wanna tell it. First of all, the relevance of this is the fact that the creator of a certain product will come out with 10,000 variations of the same product to increase sales.

So.... I was at a party with my friends in AZ (when I used to live there.) And my friends cousin (a girl,) was very drunk (no, I didn't slam her Freakzilla, just incase you ask.) So we were talking about the whole product thing how it always blows out of proportion, just like with coke, they made all kinds of different shit. So this girl picked up a barbie off the ground and said "yeah, just like this, how many different fucking models do they need to make. Blonde barbie, brunette barbie, tall barbie, watch me get fucked in the ass barbie."

I just thought it was funny how she said "watch me get f*cked in the a$$ barbie." Well I hope you guys got at least a little laughter from that?

lol wtf?

[StayBig]

Originally Posted by Flex

or Paris Hilton







lol wtf?

Hey bro, if it made you smile then that's all that counts. I hope it did.

[imraan47]

LOL StayBig

[StayBig]

Thanks imraan.

[Sproutwings]

LOL StayBig...and you have a GREAT memory (based on this and other posts) :)