a good joke

18inchGun · 07-12-2005, 10:57 PM

A child molestor and a little kid are walking through the woods late one night, and the little kid says " I'm really scared"

The child molestor says "you think you're scared? I gotta walk back alone" :monkeydan

StayBig · 07-12-2005, 11:03 PM

Y, is he leaving him in the park?? Don't laugh at me dude, I'm not good at picking up punch lines in jokes.

How's this.

Why was Michael Jackson shopping at a clothing store at the childrens theme park??

So he could get the boy's pants half off. HAAAAAAAAAAA

Give me some motha fuckas.....

Tech · 07-12-2005, 11:05 PM

I was laughing more at the fact that Staybig didn't understand the joke

18inchGun · 07-12-2005, 11:07 PM

yea i thought its pretty easy to understand, but it means that the child molestor is gonna do whatever child molestors do to kids and then kill him or something and leave him in the woods, u gotta use your imagination

StayBig · 07-12-2005, 11:09 PM

That's what I thought, but I wasn't sure. All pedofiles are sick fucks and I don't have a sick imagination to think of what they would do. But anyways, did you fuckers like my joke. I hope you did. LOL

thedon · 07-12-2005, 11:13 PM

why did the kid fall of his bike?....cuz someone threw a fridge at him

wait.....just picture it

mele421 · 07-12-2005, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StayBig

That's what I thought, but I wasn't sure. All pedofiles are sick fucks and I don't have a sick imagination to think of what they would do. But anyways, did you fuckers like my joke. I hope you did. LOL

yeah right on the fact you didn't get the joke...no comment on the second...anyways...

the joke was good

eli80cal · 07-14-2005, 12:50 PM

Whats the worst part about having sex with a 3 year old? Getting the blood off your clown suit.

seekinfo · 07-14-2005, 02:02 PM

im not a clown but i do hate getting the stain off my pants

CHRISCO 57 · 07-16-2005, 11:52 AM

A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant
following a day of drinking and roaming around in
Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a
sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at
the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell
was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you
just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have
excellent taste! Those are called, Cojones de Toro,
bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A
delicacy!"

The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What
the heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an
order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor.There is only one serving per day because there is
only one bull fight each morning. If you come early
tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save
you this delicacy!"

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his
order, and then that evening he was served the one and
only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites,
and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called
to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they
are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve
yesterday!" The waiter shrugged his shoulders and
replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."