Sure:
- Go to a club where they serve no draft beer and pay 12 bucks minimum for a drink
- Do coke in said club with the retarded hot girls who think you're banging because you look like the bouncer they fucked two nights ago
- Develop asthma and have your first attack from the pollution
- Go to Beverly Hills and walk down Rodeo Drive, laughing at all the fools that think they look buff in their mesh Dolce and Gabbana shirts
- Fuck the 50 year old desperate housewife you meet on Rodeo because she thinks you like the plastic surgeon who did her last botox
- Wear a "Fuck the Kings" shirt and be amazed at how few people will stand up for their own city's professional hockey team
- Wear a "Fuck the Lakers" shirt and get shot
- Blow your life savings by filling your tank up to full at the nearest Chevron
Have fun
