[CHRISCO 57]

>A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense...........
> Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
> Lawyer says, "What for?"

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> Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign ."
> Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
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> Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop.
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> License and registration, please."
> Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
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> Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete
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> stop,thats the law. License and registration, please!"
> Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
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> down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give
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> me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
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> Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
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At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the
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> ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says:
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> "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
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[philosopher]

haha lol

[TheGame]

lol

[fahad]

lol

[Blond Bomber]

Ahahahaha, The picture of coleman beating up a knowitall comes to my mind.

[CHRISCO 57]

The United Way realized that it had never recieved a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our
research shows that even though your annual income is
over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to
charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to
your community through the United Way?"

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did
your research also show you that my mother is dying
after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical
bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I
didn't know that."

"Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabledveteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is
unable to support his wife and six children."

The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an
apology, but is cut off again.

"Thirdly, did your research also show you that my
sister's husband died in a dreadful car accident,
leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three
children one of whom is disabled and another has
learning disabilities requiring an array of private
tutors?"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten,
says, "I'm sorry, I had no idea"

And the lawyer says, "So... if I didn't give any money
to them, what in the hell makes you think I'd ever
give any to you?"

[ArCaNe66]

LMAO!!