[islander]

quite porfavor ropas yo quiero los cenos

[mabo]

Haha this thread is gold! Can't believe I only just noticed it.

I'll share a couple:

- I touch my nose with my left thumb between every shot whenever I play pool or snooker competitively
- For some reason I've always smugly assumed I'll be able to ride a unicycle without much practice
- I often get a very strong urge to jump off the balcony when I'm in a high rise
- I kept hearing my name being called, even when it wasn't, for about 3-6 months after a massive drug binge

[L!on]

what?

[ibanezman88]

Originally Posted by islander

quite porfavor ropas yo quiero los cenos

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ibanezman88]

Originally Posted by L!on

what?

hey don't you speak jamacian?
i mean spanish?
i was telling you that speak in english because i didn't understand shit on your last post.

[ibanezman88]

ok, let's see if i can think of some more

i've never read an entire novel from start to finish but i finished arnold's encyclopedia in 3 days. no joke.

when i'm working out, i always try to look like i'm mad pissed off for some reason. it keep people/"friend" from bothering me during my workout.

i ran full speed into a pole once. was bleeding a shit load.

i get a boner off of almost nothing. all i need is a little clevage of titties and pop goes the weisel.

i sweat perfusely in my sleep

i fart all night in my sleep and when my mom opens my door to wake me up, she gags every times.

i've stunken the entire upstair of my house with my flatulance.

i farted in a girl car on a first date

i laugh at my own jokes.

i LOVE taking a shit. IT FEELS SO GOOD!

i like the smell of my own pole.

i got so much hair on my balls that they stick out of my underpants.

my whole family uses the same shaver to shave our pubies. it's disturbing but i use it anyway. obviously, i havn't shaved by balls in a while.

the first time i shaved my balls, i shaved too low and had a fucking rediculous fucking itching for fucking 3 weeks. i would just have to get up in the middle of class and run out to scratch my balls. it was a good scratch too.

i got stretch marks on my ass cheeks.

i tend to re-create the motion of humping somebody about once every hour for some reason. my sister says that i have a sick mind. i don't know why i do it. half the time when i do that sex isn't even on my mind.

i'm always thinking about sex though. even at church.

one time i was at work and was talking to this cute girl and she was laughing at my jokes which i didn't think were so funny and then, after she left, my co-worker told me i had a buger on my face. it was fucking huge. i was mad that she didn't tell me before. she said it was there for a while and she couldn't hold it in any longer. that bitch.

don't get an erection at a public swimming pool if you're not in the water and you only have a speedo on and no shirt. especially not so your whole family can see it cuz you're standing to the side. that never happend to me. i swear.

[islander]

queee??? i only know essential spanish hehehe

dood seriously you have a werid affection for your poo

[ZackKnight]

Originally Posted by Blitzkrieg

I have a phobia for public bathrooms, I try not to grasp the handles of the doors with my entire hand, just because I know some dirty bastard just may have wiped his ass and didn't wash his hands/left shit particles everywhere. Maybe it has to do with the fact that I actually saw shit in a couple door handles when I was a kid, ugh

dude that's completely understandable. Most college graduates don't wash their hands after they go to the bathroom. Therefore a lot of people are grabbing their dicks and wiping their vagoos and then touching the handles and all parts on the door. It's fucked up. It's like shaking hands with somebody's dick. Might as well just put it in your mouth if you eat afterwards. Cuz you pretty much just blew the guy.

god I fucking hate bathrooms where they push to go in, but you have to pull a handle to get out. I like grab a paper towel and then use that as a barrier btw my hand and the handle.

FUCK

[ZackKnight]

Also, this thread is a lot like another forum I've been known to browse.

If anyone on this forum is a /b/tard. I would like to know.

[mvillelifter]

hahahahahhha

[Blitzkrieg]

Originally Posted by ibanezman88

ok, let's see if i can think of some more

i've never read an entire novel from start to finish but i finished arnold's encyclopedia in 3 days. no joke.

when i'm working out, i always try to look like i'm mad pissed off for some reason. it keep people/"friend" from bothering me during my workout.

i ran full speed into a pole once. was bleeding a shit load.

i get a boner off of almost nothing. all i need is a little clevage of titties and pop goes the weisel.

i sweat perfusely in my sleep

i fart all night in my sleep and when my mom opens my door to wake me up, she gags every times.

i've stunken the entire upstair of my house with my flatulance.

i farted in a girl car on a first date

i laugh at my own jokes.

i LOVE taking a shit. IT FEELS SO GOOD!

i like the smell of my own pole.

i got so much hair on my balls that they stick out of my underpants.

my whole family uses the same shaver to shave our pubies. it's disturbing but i use it anyway. obviously, i havn't shaved by balls in a while.

the first time i shaved my balls, i shaved too low and had a fucking rediculous fucking itching for fucking 3 weeks. i would just have to get up in the middle of class and run out to scratch my balls. it was a good scratch too.

i got stretch marks on my ass cheeks.

i tend to re-create the motion of humping somebody about once every hour for some reason. my sister says that i have a sick mind. i don't know why i do it. half the time when i do that sex isn't even on my mind.

i'm always thinking about sex though. even at church.

one time i was at work and was talking to this cute girl and she was laughing at my jokes which i didn't think were so funny and then, after she left, my co-worker told me i had a buger on my face. it was fucking huge. i was mad that she didn't tell me before. she said it was there for a while and she couldn't hold it in any longer. that bitch.

don't get an erection at a public swimming pool if you're not in the water and you only have a speedo on and no shirt. especially not so your whole family can see it cuz you're standing to the side. that never happend to me. i swear.

ROFL
hahahahahaa...

- I also sweat my ass off everynight, I sleep with a towel under me. If I don't I get that feeling that I'm all sweaty in my back and its fucking annoying, I just can't sleep like that.

- I also have stretch marks on my ass cheeks, and I've had them since before my ass got bigger (squats)

- I also get boners out of nothing, sometimes my girl thinks im fantasizing about other women (which I do, but you know what I'm saying )