[Blitzkrieg]

- I hate tying my shoes, so I always make an everlasting knot and just take them off/put them on without undoing it.

- Ever since I watched The Office, and saw the "That's what she said" thing, I constantly do it when I'm with friends.. you may think "hey, that's not such a weird thing". Well it is, since I live in Panama and everyone speaks spanish and nobody has a fucking clue what I'm talking about

- Everywhere I go I think about sex, ALL the time. I think about the weirdest places to have sex. If I enter a place I've never been in before I immediately find a good spot and think to myself "Hey, I could have sex there".

- Whenever I'm walking down the street and a semi drives by me, I imagine what it would be like to get run over by it, and which/how many bones would break, how much of me would be recognizable, etc.

[davegillis]

Originally Posted by KM

But I don't think I would stop when I'm all clean...........

Dude if i can stop(and from our conversation which is going on MSN right now I tihnk u know what i mean) I think u can stop

[Cain Marko]

^^ Do we want to know whats goin on there?!

[KM]

Originally Posted by Cain Marko

^^ Do we want to know whats goin on there?!

Dave's a grown man it seems.

...............Nah.

LOL

[davegillis]

Originally Posted by Cain Marko

^^ Do we want to know whats goin on there?!

Talking about a party and what went on

[ibanezman88]

i hope what's said in this thread stays here
lol

i've said some embarrassing ass motherfucking shit

[EastCoast Highlander]

- When I eat, I always finish eating first before I take a sip of whatever I'm drinking, unless its uber spicy.

i do that^^^^

[EastCoast Highlander]

Originally Posted by ibanezman88

my alarm clock scares the fuck out of me but i've been using it for years.
when i sleep, i have to sleep streight now like i'm in a coffin
everything i do takes me probably twice as long as somebody
my case of talking to myself is way worse than the normal weird person. i have entire conversations with an imaginary person and they actually respond back. it gets worse, i'll do this for periods of sometimes half an hour.

when i take a shower, i just stand there for about half an hour not doing anything. i rarely use soap or shampoo. i rinse my dick off but that's about it. the wierd thing is that everyone always says i smell good. if only they knew.

when i get out of the shower, i always have to put deodorant on my balls. it stings like fucking hell but i have to do it for some reason.

when i take a shit, it's usually for half an hour as well. and after i wipe, i spray deodorant in my ass.

i use almost an entire roll of paper to wipe my ass.

i flush the toilet at least 10 times before i'm done taking a shit.

i always start wiping and after 5 minutes of streight wiping, what do you know, out comes another fucking terd.

i shit 3-4 times a day.

when i take a shit, i have to sit on the toilet diagnally to the right.

when i wash my hands, i probably use about .5 oz of water and no soap.

i have to take my shirt off and pose in the mirror every time i go to the bathroom.

at work, sometimes, i would get so horny i can't control myself and i go to the bathroom that's there.

i always make faces at people behind their backs when they aren't looking. and i'm all by myself.

in class, i think of shit and laugh out loud and a couple of times, the professor would ask me what's so funny. kind of embarrassing.

every morning, i have an erection that lasts about 5 hours.

i have some that are similar. ill post em later....



everytime i drive up near someone with their window down i turn my stereo up loud then i turn it back down when i pass....

i have loud pipes on my truck... i make sure theyre annoyingly loud when i drive by people

my room is a mess but i know when someone moves something

i snore louder than an elephant

i have to use the same bench in the gym everytime

i dont shower in locker rooms, id rather smell like a dead whale

i like bloody raw meat

i love the taste of vinegar...i crave it sometimes

i only wear boots

i am addicted to eclipse chewing gum and wont buy anything else, i cant workout if i dont have gum, i cant concentrate without it

i hate thin toilet paper....

i shit more than a rhino

i zone out alot

i cuss alot while i drive

if it isnt under 70 degrees in a house then i cant sleep

i hate heat and i wish the world was engulfed in ice

i only wear shorts

every time i hear people blasting cRap i turn my speakers up louder with some metal playing

i try and steal the attention

im very critical towards people(some deserve it)

i zone out when people call my name and i dont know where its coming from

I am too analytical sometimes

[mr_bhana]

im always doing something else while im doing my homework.

i always check out a gals calves

sometimes before i leave my house, i like my thumbs and cross them over my eyebrows while looking in the mirror

i hate big noses and hairy women

i always check my nostrils before i leave my house, and my teeth

[L!on]

when i am full I throw the fork,
when I am awakening I start to move my toes
When I hear a music I start playing an imaginary piano and imagining the chords (the musicians curse)
I never put the to shoes in the same place one goes unde r the bed andd the other on the closet (don't know why)
I walk like a balerina when I don't wear shoes
I have a wall in the Gym with my marks cause I have to touch it everytime I go near it.

[ibanezman88]

hey east coast, you might not wanna eat bloody raw chicken. it can give you salmonella.