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Old 03-06-2008, 12:59 PM   #1
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How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:53 PM   #2
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AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-06-2008, 02:19 PM   #3
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Friggin riot. I just sent it around the office. Should hear a few laughins in 3....2....1.....
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Old 03-06-2008, 05:03 PM   #4
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haha nice list. definintely using that shit lol
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Old 03-06-2008, 05:32 PM   #5
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I'd even put bring food before show up naked, but still a fine list!
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Old 03-06-2008, 06:54 PM   #6
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Haha. Lucky for me, my husband is everything on that list. Except for #4, being my brother. Eww?
 
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:34 PM   #7
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thats a funny post. alot of girls dont like the brother/father figure, they think its weird. but eh i mean there are those particular girls that do indeed like father figures as boyfriends/husbands/fiance's, and for those girls you wont see me in the picture.
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:45 PM   #8
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Well, i figured they meant being a good father would come in handy for when they wanted children of their own... but i still can't find a good use for a brother in this equation, lol.
 
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Old 03-08-2008, 12:23 AM   #9
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LOL this was good bigbull, nice one! haha.
 
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Old 03-08-2008, 12:39 AM   #10
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Lmao, thats good shit. But I think for men we can consilidate that list to a much shorter one.

1. Show up naked with food

We increase efficientcy by double and get two things done at once.
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Old 03-08-2008, 07:13 AM   #11
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Boys can multi task lol, i think i fit all of them lol, besides being a dad
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