[bigbull]

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole,
looking up.

A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.
Paddy replied, "We're supposed to be finding the fook'n height of this flagpole, but we don't have a fook'n ladder."
The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag,
loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few
measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.

Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, "Isn't that just like a blonde! We
need the fook'n height and she gives us the fook'n length."