thats how one could describe me when drunk.. actually thats what a group of my friends were trying to do - christian me a new nickname to describe what im like when drunk - as they were standing around me after i just taken a massive swig of some strait vodka or something, and in shock of drinking it too fast, my body stumbled and sent me headfirst like a bull into a tree, only to have me fall into the pool right beside.
there's no such thing as getting "half drunk" or "tipsy".. i have
no limits imo. so long as there is alcohol i will keep drinking. while the alcohol does grab ahold of me, i dont become violent or sexually agressive
as far as i know, because despite how much i was drinking last night and other nights (which funny enough i can still remember most of) i still feel like i can drink a hell of a lot more.
there was this part one time last night where i tried to get into the house to go to the toilet, but the door wouldnt open for me on the moment i wanted, so i walked headfirst right into it. but i sorta got through in the same motion. some mates sitting just outside the door said "uhh man theres a door there"
to which i leant out the door ruggedly and said "i know" but in doing so i slammed/jammed my head between the door and the door frame. it hit hard, my f*ckin' head hurts alot. it dropped me to my knees with such a thud that i broke a tile underneath me. funny enough, me knee's are fine but my head hurts like CRAZY. so does my back and neck.
i hope you'se appreciate how hard i am trying to keep this thread from being spelling-error-free for most part.
TEAM DUNGEON CREW 
sloshed?...stay AWAKE bro..
