>I’m still baffled as to why men think with their head and women with
>their heart.FOR EXAMPLE:One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were
>getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she
>eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
>I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"So she says the words that every
>boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… "You're just not in touch with
>my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical
>needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you
>just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
>Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
>The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
>with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
>big mall. I walked around with her while she tried on several different
>very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.
>She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets
>get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry section where
>she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so
>excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I
>started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
>bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I
>threw her for a loop when I said, "That’s fine, honey." She was almost
>nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the shopping excitement.
>Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is
>all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
>Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
>"WHAT?"I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
>You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
>to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this
>look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love
>me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"Apparently I'm not
>having sex tonight either… but at least the lady knows I'm smarter than her.
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”A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he gives up.”
