So a girl thats my friend from up north came to my school this weekend with her friend. her friend was cute as hell, but kinda had a guy friend. but i'm not interested him, only her. so i still flirted a little bit.
my friend writes to me tonight that she wants to return this weekend with her friend that i have the hots for.
with my personality and sense of humor, i write back:
"i know the real reason your coming is so ***** can see me, but we shouldn't let her know that I figured it out. That'd be akward for her, but then again, how could you blame her for liking such a brolic stud.
just playing. but seriously.
lol, see you thursday"
well, the dumb girl shows her friend, and her friend writes this back:
"it has come to my attention that uve figured out my true intentions for returning to ******** this weekend. im kind of glad u did early on, so now i dont have to give u the love letter i wrote you about how love at first site really exists (i sprayed it with my perfume and all!) and don't worry, it won't be awkward as you have may have feared, cuz i don't believe in awkwardness.
i must admit, though, that i did not get your self reference as a "brolic stud," so i looked it up on urbandictionary.com i hope you know that brolic is defined as "Big. Large in size or Satisfaction." you have quite the reputation to live up for.
see u thursday"
now thats hysterical.
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have fun with her despo!
