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Old 09-22-2007, 12:31 PM   #1
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You get a call to this ladies apt to fix some stuff that she has that is broken..Upon arrival you find her dressed in a red sun dress, her breasts are volumptous buldging out of her dress top that has the top 5 buttons unbuttoned no bra and the skirt is high up her thigh..possibly a thong or g string

Her name is Denise, 35 years old, well built women 5' 10" about 155 living alone in an apt. 38D cup, curvy, tan, soft blondish brown hair. brown eyes. Sweet plump lips and a warm smile.. It gets you warm and fuzzy all over

You look and she sees you looking and like it. She smiles and tells you I have a bathroom fan that doesn't work. My stero speaker stopped working ( when she doesn't know). And a half put together ceiling fan.

Would you be able to fix those.. You say sure. You get to work. Takes you about 1 hour to get everything done.

She offers you a beverage and you come up from behind her put your arms around her waist and lay your head on her shoulder and say we need to talk about payment. She asked I dont get paid until next week is there something we can work out between us.


Ok Your turn Finish the story.. Keep this going fellas.
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:39 PM   #2
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I wouldn't attempt to mess that story line up Chris you continue it. You seem to be the novel writer.
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:41 PM   #3
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lol,,, anyone else,, want to help out
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:43 PM   #4
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Well, Mr. Fix it says...there are a couple things we could negotiate. For one some sort of payment needs to come out of this deal. You see Denise, it took me about an hour to fix everything, and thats an hour that i cannot go without some sort of negotiation. Personally, money is something i have, however the love of a woman is something i have missed. I have yet to truley find the woman of my dreams, until i met you. From the moment i laid eyes on you, everything about you made me almost feel like i couldn't breathe. I couldn't speak, i couldn't do much of anything except stare at your unbelievable beauty. Well, says Denise, I too have been waiting for a man to come along, and i can see you put some time into making yourself look good today, not to mention i love a man in uniform. Mr. Fix it says, Well baby, todays your lucky day...lets go down to Golds and get our bench on, i have been in dire need for a spotter for some time, i need to work on my 400lb shoulder press, and would like you to assist me....
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Old 09-23-2007, 08:18 AM   #5
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lol nice one kirklab, although i think i would change just one tiny aspect of your reply...the last bit lol i would say something like 'i'm not normally a man of desperation but you are one fair lady...how about we get to know each other a little better'

hahaha nice sig! if i knew you were gonna do that, i would have quoted some of the convo! lol that reminds me, we need to talk. pm coming your way bro
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Old 09-27-2007, 06:05 AM   #6
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you are one smoothe cat kirklab... and kenney is too !!
 
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Old 09-27-2007, 06:28 AM   #7
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so the two hopped onto mr. fix it's magic carpet and flew down to the nearest gold's gym, which happened to be 1234523452362 miles away in venice beach. mr. fix it and his new love walked through the doors ready for action which happened once in the men's locker room sauna, on the snack bar counter, and again on one of the eleptical machines before their workout.
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