[GG1]

good to know you have a solid girl by your side..when ol joe decides to jump off skyscrapers and shit....you wildman you! lol

its hilarious when my best friend andre gets drunk..he doesnt know spanish when he is sober..but when drunk..he literally speaks it fluently lmao

[Mygeeto]

lol backyard wrestling has messed my memory a bit.. only a little but its still fuct

[GG1]

i used to backyard wrestle with friends, my friend climbed a tree once and i kicked him out of it when we were having a match...he dislocated his shoulder on the spot looooooooooool....sweet victory!

[skeptic]

hehehe silly boy beefy

[Beefcake]

Originally Posted by GG1

i used to backyard wrestle with friends, my friend climbed a tree once and i kicked him out of it when we were having a match...he dislocated his shoulder on the spot looooooooooool....sweet victory!

YEAH! I fucking love Victory over a technicality!

[GG1]

yeah technique wrestling is for pussayysss...just knock em cold and piss on their corpse lmao

[rIPPDUP]

the shittiest thing that happened to me well....actually i have two stories_ the first is i was a running back in high school and my pulling guard fell backward and his helmet hit the side of my knee hyper extending it sideways like the letter L, i tore every ligament in my left knee except my acl. the next one i was doing heavy cleans at the local ymca with my friends preparing for a power lifting contest. i put 250 on and didn't think twice about all the weight that i'd dropped to get into my weight class at the time. when i snapped my wrists to lock the weight out, i broke my wrist in 2 places and ended up dropping the damn weight and falling backwards....(looked like a real dumb a@#)

[projekt0]

wow nothing has happened as bad to me as what u guys have had...i've just had a couple of broken bones and some scars from random stuff happening

however, years ago i had a friend. we were walking home from a restaurant, and he decided to jump over a fire hydrant that was very tall. he ran, jumped, and landed right on it between his legs. he cut his scrotum when he landed on it and i've never seen someone cry the way he did. it was almost like a cry mixed with a laugh because i guess his body went into shock. i remember he reached in his pants, pulled his hands out and said "MY BALLS ARE BLEEDING" over and over. me and my friend walked him home which took like 20 minutes and he went to the hospital and ended up getting sent home with a band-aid and ice and not even having to have stitches. i dont know the guy anymore but i'd be surprised if he's not sterile.

[GG1]

^ very similar story i remember from my friends older brother who was a high school wrestler

at a match once these 2 fighters were in their match..and were on the ground duking it out...low and behold..one of the guys forgot to put a cup on before his fight...and when he was pinned down, the other competitiors knee landed on his sack..with all his weight...crushing one of his balls...bloody scene and all...the kid survived..but he got hellla messed up

[projekt0]

lol GG1 i think that's worse

[Beefcake]

That's like when I got bit by my friend's snake. He's like "Just grab it, it won't bite!" Fuckin' A. It bit into my hand and those fangs were like inch long razors. I almost broke it's jaw when I pulled it off. I was laughing so hard but I was like "FUCK ME! FUCK ME!" and I was laughing like a mad scientist.

[rIPPDUP]

^^^^^^^^
hahahahahhaa

[GG1]

looooooooool beef you get yourself in the worst predicaments sometimes..but we still love you lololol