well i feel like ranting on a bit... and i figure you guys like a good story to read and laugh about. so here goes the trip to walmart while i was in orlando.
i just left the red lobster with my fam and we all decided to go to walmart afterwords because my sister needed stuff and groceries for her new appartment. so we head on into the store.. the 1st thing i noticed was in the front of the place..and that was a black man in a pimp suit and hat with a feather...holding a bible..selling candybars with his son...i thought it was funny but i walked in the store anyway.
i noticed that me and my fam were like the only white people inside this walmart lol..but it didnt matter to me because i am not racist in anyway...so we head on over to the bathroom stuff cause my sis needed to get
soap,toothpaste,etc. i decided to walk around on my own because i didnt wana stand around for 2 hrs looking at 100 tubes of toothpaste. as i was walking around i found the isle where condoms are sold..and i am dead serious..there were only 2 boxes left in the entire store...every other thing was gone...so i realized..jeezz..people in orlando sure like to fuck lol.
shortly after..i really had to take a shit...i guess it was from the dinner i had which happened to be a cheat meal(12oz steak with seasoned french fries)..so i guess the fries got to me because i havent had any in a really long time. so i walk over to the bathroom stall area and walk into the room, when i notice there was an old man on a electric wheelchair that was stuck between the walls and couldnt get through. so i eased him out and gave him a hand cause i really had to go bad lol... once i got in there..it was like a line inbetween a hockey intermission period...everyone was pissing and shitting at the same time..so i had to wait a good 15 mins...the smell was unbearable so i walked out and headed to the family bathroom in the back of the store...mind you that it is the weekend before school so i was dodging in and out of little kids and parents alike.
once i got to the back bathroom..i dropped the kids off..and it was a relief lol..i then realized inside the bathroom they had 3 dispensors in there..2 being tampon dispensers..and the last one being a condom dispensor..so i guess people fuck in the walmart bathrooms also lol.
i had to do a bit of grocery shopping when i was done, so i figured i would get it all done in 1 shot..as i walked over to the dairy stuff to get my cottage cheese..there was a little girl sitting on the side of the food display..rubbing her ass all over the kraft cheese...i got grossed out..but found it funny for whoever decided to buy it:
i ended up spending 2 hrs in that fucking store..and realized i will never shop there again. it was hell..and i had enough of it lol
so thats the story..hope you guys have a good laugh
