Rejected Book Titles

Beefcake · 07-12-2007, 02:27 PM

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books:

1. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet

2. Fox in Detox

3. Who Shat in the Hat?

4. Horton Hires a Ho

5. The Cat in the Blender

6. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

Little Golden Books That Never Made It:

1. You Are Different And That's Bad.

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables.

3. Dad's New Wife Robert.

4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

6. All Cats Go To Hell

7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

8. Some Kittens Can Fly

9. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption

10. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

11. Strangers Have The Best Candy

12. You Were an Accident

13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

14. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Microwave Games

15. The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan

16. Your Nightmares Are Real

17. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

18. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

19. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

20. Bi-Curious George

**lil_big_junior** · 07-12-2007, 09:11 PM

shaving ryans privates, looooooooooooool, sorry i just had to

**GG1** · 07-13-2007, 02:36 AM

^^ lol..both posts are funny as hell..if i find any il be sure to post

Mygeeto · 07-13-2007, 03:40 AM

are they actual books that people have written???

1,12,14 and 16 are the best LOL

KEN777 · 07-13-2007, 06:15 AM

1 . HOW MASSAGE YOUR FEET

2. HOW TO PICK YOUR NOSE

3. HOW TO SHAVE YOUR BUTT

4. MASTURBATION TECHNIQUES OF HERMAPHRODYTES

5. ITALIAN WAR HEROES

6. WHO'S WHO IN PUERTO RICO

7. IRISH COOK BOOK

aleksandar · 07-13-2007, 06:19 AM

LOL "you were an accident"

"bi-curious george"

hahah what were they thinking

**Thomas_Rivera** · 07-13-2007, 10:39 AM

1. Dr. Suess Presents: Son of Sam I Am

**lil_big_junior** · 07-13-2007, 11:34 AM

my name is one hun lo

Mygeeto · 07-13-2007, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KEN777

1 . HOW MASSAGE YOUR FEET

2. HOW TO PICK YOUR NOSE

3. HOW TO SHAVE YOUR BUTT

4. MASTURBATION TECHNIQUES OF HERMAPHRODYTES

5. ITALIAN WAR HEROES

6. WHO'S WHO IN PUERTO RICO

7. IRISH COOK BOOK

LOL where can i get a copy of that????

(pst its not for me, its a birthday present for kenney666

)

**lil_big_junior** · 07-13-2007, 11:43 AM

^^^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL at kenney

**Kirk** · 07-13-2007, 12:37 PM

bi-curious george is one of the greatest book names ever