[Beefcake]

"My god" she exclaimed. Kenny666 was intollerable of having them speak whilst giving a blow job. So he took her head and smashed it in with his massive dong. He then proceded to laugh manically until someone came by and told him to shut the fuck up. He then carried on his way to Hansel and Grettle's house just as they were about to be coaxed into the gingerbread house by the evil looking bitch, who seemed to like the porkers. "What a couple of douchebags" Kenny thought. Little did he know it was not Hansel and Grettle, but it was Beefcake and his fine ass girlfriend (lol, she told me to add it) Intrigued by this act of trustworthyness he decided to investigate.

(Your continuations have to be longer guys, this one sentence stuff sucks balls)

[al borland]

Little While later Beefcake and what he calls "his fine ass girlfriend" get caught up in the moment and decide to get it on, well try to because beefcake just couldn't perform, his girlfriend just couldnt figure out what was wrong until she saw what looked like a orange rope in the shape of an "A", then she asked him just what the hell it was. Beefcake responds simply by saying, "I'm thinking Arby's". So beefcake sets out on a journey to get him some roast beef sandwiches. Meanwhile his girlfriend gets impatient because her boyfriend is too busy stuffing his fat face with roast beef to give her "the roast beef". So she calls up Richard Simmons, Bob Barker, and Ted Bundy and gets the pounding she most desperatley needed.

[Beefcake]

Bob Barker, being dead for many years and having been pulled on strings since the 1980's passes out from sun-tanning. Richard Simmons realsizes that he's rather fuck Beefcake than his girl, decides to wait for Beefcake to get his fat ass back from Arby's (which is a shit resteraunt by the way). Ted Bundy, being a lazy asshole, who was too dumb to please his own fine ass wife, decides he'd rather watch T.V. Just then...

[IronWarrior-07]

Beefcake sees his lil honey in danger, because Bob Barker's corpes is fucking her in the ass and he gets jealous to the point he cuts off his manly hood with a daul butterknife from Arby's which he kept in his back but pocket for future use. All while this is happening...

[Mygeeto]

also guys, enough with the sexual stuff.. virgins, blowjobs, fuck parties, ect. its dead and boring... opt for more interesting things)

all the while this is happening BBDUDE is getting ready for his first show. since he reached a decent weight on squat his ego and temperment have become decadent. his ego almost busts the framework on anybuilding he enters, so he blindly continues his successful bulk, but with competition time roughly 6 months away.. he feels he will be a white Flex Wheeler come showtime
during a another leg routine, BBDUDE catches someone squatting more than he, while weighing about 20pounds less than himself...

option 1) he challenges the guy to a squat off
option 2) they become each others spotters in this one time session
or option 3) out of jelousy, bbdude kicks the guy in the nuts in mid-set

[bbdude]

option 3 lol^^

[Beefcake]

"DAMNIT!" BBDUDE said, knowing that he stopped his set, he would have to start again, but he showed that ass who dares to squat more than the white Flex Wheeler. After a rigrous leg blast, as he prepares to leave the building, he notices a fanny pack lying on the bench. The word "Valentino" was embroirderd on the front. Being a curious youth, he decides to open and investigate the mysterious fanny pack. As the zipper opens, a single syringe falls into BBDUDE's quad. "What the hell, it can't be too bad" thought BBDUDE. Within the next hour BBDUDE had become ill and decided to see the local wizard. The local wizard was a known jerk-off and had a price for his advice: all who seek knowlege must anwser his questions three. The first question dealt with knowlege of the iron age of bodybuilding, second was knowlege of nutrition, and to the thrice was knowlege of gear. As BBDUDE arrived at the palace he was greeted by the castle bodyguard, John Romano.

[kenney]

after sweet talking Romano into letting him into the castle, bbdue confronted the evil bodybuilding wizard. he passed the first two questions but got stuck on the third.he decided to phone a friend...LBJ! LBJ told bbdude the answer but bbdude failed to comprehend LBJ's cockney accent. bbdude took a wild guess but failed. in an angry fit of rage, he kicked the wizard in the nuts and began to bench press him until the wizard vomitted so hard, his magic powers spilled out onto the floor. bbdude began to eat the vomit to get more protein into his system. bbdude decided to use his new found powers to...

[KEN777]

build a castle in NEW JERSEY-which is the best place in the world-the castle was to be called BBDUDE CASTLE and was located in the Pine Barrens....this is where the Jersey Devil lives and bbdude hired ACE and KEN777 to kill the Jersey Devil....

[bigbull]

but bigbull came a long toke ova the castle and kick bbdude out in to the hands of ace

[skeptic]

Originally Posted by Beefcake

Bob Barker, being dead for many years and having been pulled on strings since the 1980's passes out from sun-tanning. Richard Simmons realsizes that he's rather fuck Beefcake than his girl, decides to wait for Beefcake to get his fat ass back from Arby's (which is a shit resteraunt by the way). Ted Bundy, being a lazy asshole, who was too dumb to please his own fine ass wife, decides he'd rather watch T.V. Just then...

(Ted bundy = Serial Killer... Something tells me they executed him but im not sure..... Al Bundy = Married with Children LOL)

[skeptic]

But Bigbull was to busy toking on the peace pipe to actually do anything and realized all this was a vivid hallucination...