The Brothers Beefcake

KEN777 · 07-09-2007, 07:01 PM

then KENNEY666 came out with a big stick and stared hitting everyone to make them behave..bbdude got mad cause he was just about to cum in ACE's mouth when KENNEY666 hit ACE with the stick making ACE bite bbdude's dick..so then Mygeeto,dressed like a nurse stareted kissing bbdudes dick to make it feel better...this amde KENNEY666 so mad he wanked on both of them and left the forest...

Beefcake · 07-09-2007, 09:01 PM

...as Kenny was leaving, he decided to look back and noticed that ACE and bbdude were growing penises out of their foreheads. "Of course!" he thought ", the metals in the gym cause my semen to spew gamma rays" As ACE and bbdude were writhing in pain LBJ came along and saw the injustice Kenny had just committed, and challenged him to a battle of wits.

skeptic · 07-09-2007, 09:17 PM

so in an EPIC show of courage and manliness, LBJ and kenney battled it out... swords sheathed... in a mind battle of who could name the most sugar blossom varieties. then they suddenyl turned vicious and attacked the narrator...

Beefcake · 07-09-2007, 09:35 PM

Unfortunately the Narrator at the time (me) had the power to shoot mashed potatoes out of his eyes which rendered LBJ and Ken docile, which in turn, allowed the battle of wits to continue. Kenny hit LBJ with the numbers of PI, in order, up to the thousandth digit. LBJ laughed and said he ate PI for breakfast, which was true at the time because he was bulking still. LBJ then came back with...

ACEPLUMBING · 07-10-2007, 12:29 PM

Sparky_dustin..who was wearing a policemans unifrom and had Ace in handcuffs.....bbdude put a banana in KEN777 mouth .....

**kenney** · 07-10-2007, 02:11 PM

lol fucking awesome!!!

bbdude and ken777 were getting freaky, and then sparky beat them both with his truncheon. kenney and LBJ were still raging intellectual abuse at each other. Mygeeto intervened and blew them both away with his unimaginable wit. in a fit of rage because of their loss, kenney and lbj ran at all of the others, only to find themselves caught up in their gay fest

ACEPLUMBING · 07-10-2007, 03:15 PM

KENNEY666 was lookin for bbdude cause he wanted to give him the big willy but bbdude ran off with Mygeeto so KENNEY666 ended up with KEN777 on top of a tree and they wanked together for the rest of the afternoon and when it got dark they fell asleep and fell out of the tree on top of WRESTLING Stallion and ALEXANDER who were lookin at PLAYGIRL magazine..

Beefcake · 07-10-2007, 06:37 PM

"EW!" alexandar exclaimed "It looks like a box of cow tongues!" Wrestlingstallion was in full accordance. Just then ACE came out of the near-by shrub and decided to show his willy to all who could see. Disgusted by this display, Beefcake who was walking by, shouted "MYGEETO! YOU HAVE TO COME SEE THIS!" Just then Mygeeto appeared and stared at it for a few moments.

jmd85 · 07-10-2007, 07:32 PM

....mygeeto, deciding he'd seen enough gayness for one day, turned to embarked on a mighty quest to find a manowar cd to compenstate, but to his horror!!!......

Beefcake · 07-10-2007, 07:36 PM

ACE, with his penis still drawn, was still following him. AND the store was out of Manowar. What was Mygeeto to do?

**bigbull** · 07-10-2007, 07:54 PM

he kick ace in the ball and slaped beefcake to the ground and then LBJ came in and said " ace please let me kiss them better" so ace pulled down his pants and the LBJ started kissing them

KEN777 · 07-10-2007, 08:37 PM

thankfully KENNEY666 came along and with his big woody and hit LBJ on the head 3 times and knocked him out ACE was so grateful he gave KENNEY666 a blowjob and wanked him for good measure...

aleksandar · 07-10-2007, 10:50 PM

then suddenly Mygeeto came screaming in doing some hardcore shreding on his guitar and blew the minds out of everyone in the room because his licks where soo hardcore but.....