Kenney's Horoscopes and Divine Wisdom Council

**kenney** · 06-14-2007, 12:19 PM

following discussion with Mygeeto, we have decided to expand his wonderful 'Self Help Collumn'. in this thread i will provide your horoscopes and tell you what your dreams mean...for humourous reasons of course! if you want your horoscope, type the day you want it for (it must be a future date)

have fun, all the best Kenney666

**lil_big_junior** · 06-14-2007, 12:25 PM

lol...this will be a great thread mate, good one

**kenney** · 06-14-2007, 12:26 PM

thank Mygeeto

Mygeeto · 06-14-2007, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by kenney666

following discussion with Mygeeto, we have decided to expand his wonderful 'Self Help Collumn'. in this thread i will provide your horoscopes and tell you what your dreams mean...for humourous reasons of course! if you want your horoscope, type the day you want it for (it must be a future date)

have fun, all the best Kenney666

ohh master kenney666, who counts the number of the beast,
what date shall i recieve my dearly beloved ipod back?

ACEPLUMBING · 06-14-2007, 01:11 PM

will my gf come back to me or stay with KEN777?

**Thomas_Rivera** · 06-14-2007, 02:22 PM

He who has the one power, will I stay single for another five months?

**BBenthusiast** · 06-15-2007, 02:15 AM

shit! nice new pics plumbing you monster!

and to master kenney! will i get into law school next year??!?!?!

**kenney** · 06-15-2007, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Mygeeto

ohh master kenney666, who counts the number of the beast,
what date shall i recieve my dearly beloved ipod back?

15June, you will receive something that you have been impatiently waiting for. a murder conviction awaits you

**kenney** · 06-15-2007, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ACEPLUMBING

will my gf come back to me or stay with KEN777?

she will come back and forth cuz she thinks you are both just as good as each other lol she will keep asking you to have a 3some with Ken, you will happilly agree

**kenney** · 06-15-2007, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Thomas_Rivera

He who has the one power, will I stay single for another five months?

you will stay single but you will have 3sex partners, one of which is a man but you wont realise because he is a transvestite and only performs oral on you and lets you take him in the rear

**kenney** · 06-15-2007, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by BBenthusiast