[AmericanPowerHouse]

So me and some guys from work were playing this game called my balls are like...

Let's see what you guys can come up with.

I'll start
My balls are like my dreams, my girlfriend is always trying to crush them.

My balls are like my opinions unless my girlfriend ask for them she expects me to keep them to myself.

[lil_big_junior]

my balls are like dynamite, rub them & they might explode

[AmericanPowerHouse]

My balls are like my ex-girlfriend...always cling'n to me!

[bigbull]

my balls are like steal cos when they clag togther they make a loud bang

[Thomas_Rivera]

My balls are like lipton tea sacks, always dipped before used.

[xMastersUkx]

my balls are like wrecking balls that can break down walls!!

[KEN777]

my balls are never blue....lol

[Mygeeto]

my balls are like Lucifer brand fire starters..if they rub together tooo much the friction might start a fire

[heydespo5269]

wasn't there a whole ac dc song about this?

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker

[Thomas_Rivera]

My balls are my balls, my balls are your balls,
From the isle of Manhattan
To the shores of England
These balls were made for you and me.

[redfirebirdowner]

my balls are like tootsie roll pops the girls always have to see how many licks it takes to get the creamy center