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Originally Posted by Sparky_dustin  Dear Abby.....I mean Mygeeto,
I've got a problem that has been bothering me for the last 13 years and seems to be draining the very essence of my soul. Ever since I hit puberty I've been a sex object for women, during school teachers would pull me aside and offer me higher grades in exchange for "favors". Now that I've started working out it's gotten worse, I cant even walk down the street without random women flashing me and trying to take me home to extract my superior genetics. This is tearing me apart, what should I do? |
dear Springy Dick,
wow quite a "problem" you have
... you realise most normal hetrosexual men like myself would not ever consider this a problem? if this is a problem, then your probably not normal or hetrosexual either.
13 years ago it probably didnt matter. you just hit puberty, and was begining to explore your barren empty sex life. most people (myself included) had no problems with experimenting for both genders. after a while i realised men just dont cut if for me and pussy was the only way to go, but you are STILL just as confussed now as you were then. sure you probably did tap the c*nt a few times just to see what it was like, and the man-hole too but you never figured out why you prefered the cock more. its almost like the blind leading the blind.
teachers, both men and women, would have pulled you aside for "favours" but you were more inclined to accept favours from male tutors than female ones. either that, or because i was hitting it with any female even half good looking that the only women left were probably fat, ugly, imbred, retarded, red-headed, and had multiple genetic abnormalties.
its a shame really. most men would KILL and KILL AGAIN over and over to have your women-getting talent, but you dissapoint both the women, and the men who want that talent, by turning down a majority of women you come across. it is in my proffesional opinion that you are undeserving of a penis.
so now you can either make a choice. you've turned down enough women to be considered homosexual, but enough keep comming to classify you as bisexual. make your choice, full gay, or half gay. either way, you will still be gay to an extent.
I invited KEN777 to my place after we worked out together...one thing led to another and we both got it on with my gf...it was a hot scene and we all got off in multiples ...but now I think my gf is seeing him on the side ...I asked her if she was and she just said "maybe?"...should I confront KEN777 or just kick his ungrateful ass? 
: your little brother been hitting that for 2 years Ace..him and his little buddies been gang banging her when you're not home..::
she's a nymphomaniac crack head..I know this comes as a 
to you but I think you need a new girlfriend..
sorry to be the one to tell you this but she aint your gf no more....
