[lil_big_junior]

It's come to my attention, that a few guys here like reading funny quotes...so this was inspired by freak350 as he's the one that keeps a book of good quotes...This thread im making is to help aid that along anyway possible...
So if anyone has any good quotes, go ahead & post...

Some of u know some of the quotes ive made & thought they were funny cos compulut is still laughing bout them...lol

So i'll start it off


Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious

[lil_big_junior]

Anybody wondered>>>Why the **** kamakazi pilots wore helmets???

[lil_big_junior]

Sticking feathers up your ass, doesn't make you a chicken

[lil_big_junior]

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe

[lil_big_junior]

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress

[bbdude]

all good quotes man... Freak will prolly write them down

"Dont buy steroids from the skinny guy in the gym that does not weigh more than ur left leg"

[lil_big_junior]

lol he's already got that one^^^

& where would u find sympathy, look in the dictionary & you'll find it between **** & syphillus...lol that prolly my favourite one

[Freak]

Thanks guys this thread is off to a great start!

You forgot the best part of that quote Bbdude, at the end he states, "That's dodgy as ****."

[lil_big_junior]

lol^^^thats the one

[bbdude]

sorry.. my bad ^^

[lil_big_junior]

You can only be young once but you can be immature forever...

mygeeto will tell u bout that, lol

[bbdude]

lol^^
thats one of the best ive ever heard...

[compulut]

Bagel or doughnut, a hole is a hole.

[lil_big_junior]

lol^^^that is brilliant

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

[Mygeeto]

cheat on gf's.. not on workouts

[cmart315]

Does anyone have the one quote Mr. T says in one of the Rocky movies? I believe its the one about pain and what not. I honestly couldn't tell you how it even starts, I just saw it hanging on a wall in a friend of a friend's house a long time ago and thought it was awesome, haven't found it since then.

One of my favorites though
"A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

[WaRz0n3]

"What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."

[lil_big_junior]

My mechanic told me, 'I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.'

[compulut]

"Sometimes, I sits and thinks.
Sometimes I just sits."

[compulut]

Panic now. Avoid the rush later.

[compulut]

Moderation is way over-rated.

[lil_big_junior]

Next time one of your friends have a blonde moment & they cant catch on with what u say, tell them

Your even too slow to catch a ****in cold.

I bet u they reply with 'What'!!!

[mindstar]

or "you are slower than retarded molasses"

[lil_big_junior]

nice...i like it^^^, lol

[lil_big_juniors_lil bro]

sweatin like a hand-cuffed peodofile on a playgroud

[lil_big_junior]

come on boys, keep em coming...

[compulut]

"I'm not fat! I'm just big boned." Signed - Cartman

[lil_big_junior]

well if u aint fat n got big bones u have some big bone in yo ass - signed annonymus

[jmd85]

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