[cook82]

Originally Posted by compulut

'Aliens'

PVT HUDSON (Played by Bill Paxton) to PVT VASQUEZ While she's doing chinups on the space ship:

"Hey Vasquez. Anybody ever mistake you for a man?"

PVT VASQUEZ (PLayed by Jenette Goldstein) in response:

"No Hudson. How about you?"

I laugh till I pee everytime I see that scene.

"game over man, Game Over!!!"

[compulut]

Originally Posted by cook82

"game over man, Game Over!!!"

slobber spit, slobber - cry like a little girl

[BBenthusiast]

nice update fellas, some good stuff in here, thanks to those who added more, and thanks for the good read!

[Sparky_dustin]

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do you'll have to keep up that standard for the rest of your life.

[bbdude]

Originally Posted by Sparky_dustin

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do you'll have to keep up that standard for the rest of your life.

that sounds like a good one...

[Sparky_dustin]

I read this one in a comic book but everytime I'm in the gym it moves me:
Any Dream worth having is a Dream worth fighting for.

[bbdude]

post that on quotes.. thats a good one...

[lil_big_junior]

you either smoke or u get smoked...

[cook82]

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

[lil_big_junior]

lol^^^u can get away with that in london...cos normally the bus does come, but you're the unfortunate ****er that just missed it cos u didnt flag it down...

[cook82]

"With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."

"Fight Club"

[lil_big_junior]

lol...

[Thomas_Rivera]

Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on.

[Sparky_dustin]

-If you believe in nothing you will fall for anything
-A chain is only as strong as its weakest link

[Burchelli]

Here's some.

"Women! Can't live with them, can't kill'em"

"Give a man some bullets, he wants a gun. Give a man a gun... he wants to give away his bullets"

"Everything we are is the result of what we have thought we are"

"That which doesn't kill you, makes you stranger"

[lil_big_junior]

im happy
i have no job
i have no money
i have no wife
i have no home
i have no problems

[compulut]

Originally Posted by lil_big_junior

im happy
i have no job
i have no money
i have no wife
i have no home
i have no problems

Who gave you access to my diary?

"If you fail to plan, you plan to fail."

[lil_big_junior]

LOL

[bbdude]

Originally Posted by compulut

"If you fail to plan, you plan to fail."

nice one

[cook82]

"save the whales......harpoon a fat chick"

[lil_big_junior]

LOL...that was funny^^^

[BBenthusiast]

Originally Posted by cook82

"save the whales......harpoon a fat chick"

bro thats funny!!!! nice one bro lol.

[bbdude]

hahaXD

[BBenthusiast]

heres one i remember from someones sig on the board, again sorry to that person for forgetting the name. it goes.

"winners never quit and quitters never win"

i like the one in 300 the movie.

"give them nothing, but take from them everything"

[lil_big_junior]

i like that one too...good one

[lil_big_junior]

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them

[kenney]

lol good one.
here's one i like to use...lbj, or anyone british might understand why!

'when in rome, do as the romans do'

[lil_big_junior]

LOL...only for the BRITS...LMAO

[lil_big_junior]

your not a man cos your balls have dropped

[BBenthusiast]

not sure if it has been posted. but here is a nice one.

"if theres a will, theres a way."