As a white man in the NFL I have limitations.
When your in first grade the teachers their feelin the power they talk down to you then all the sudden your in high school and they act like their scared of ya and its like yeah **** you bitch!
We played just well enough to lose.
Who gets the paper anymore.....? Just old people who don't know how to cancel.
Women get to do everything men can... equal rights, equal jobs, and that's great but then if they want to stay at home and be a mom, they can, well it's like I want to be a dad!
You can't make a career out of being stupid!
If I eat Chinese I can probably gain 5lbs tonight.
My parents think I'm stupid... they were right, I've been stupid since the day I was born.
People with white hair drive slow.
A friend and I were watching tv and he says, "That looks like my mom.... pause....... she's hot!"
My dad didn't even tell me Happy Birthday.
I would hate to see you become a doctor... I would hate to see you not enjoy life.
"If people think they're going to be popular they need to have a decent name." (referring to Godsmack).
Referring to math: Wow this sucks, I just did all this work just so I could do more work.
Did you know that pepperoni has pepper in it... and roni.
Honey is good for ya... it's natural!
In reference to the fact that 1/2 of the people in America make under 30k.
"If both of your parents work at Casey's there's not much the government can do for ya."
Someone from BBD not that long ago: everytime me and my mate go to the gym people think were goin to have gay sex.
I went in for a job interview and they asked me to introduce myself and I said **** this I'll find another job.
I wouldn't have any friends if they knew I liked books.
Big T is talking to someone from (Directv) DTV and I heard him say...."well then why don't you just come pick up everything because if you can't communicate you can't do business.
Talking to Directv (DTV) customers service: Listen LISTEN UP you can't listen while your talking
There are more quotes to come but my bro had them saved on his hd and reformatted it awhile back without backing them up so I am trying to remember what I can.
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Be the change you want to see in the world. - Gandhi
Push beyond what you think is possible.
Bodybuilding: The science of hacking the human body.
Focus - obstacles are those frightful things you see when you fail to focus on your goals.
When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. -George Fisher
It's only steroids, not magic! -Gringo
What's the number to the main office?
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