[lil_big_junior]

^^^isn't that called a paddy fit???LOL

[kenney]

i can resist everything except temptation
we dont serve strangers here, only friends we've yet to meet(a pub one)
its not how far you fall, its how high you bounce
its not the years in your life but the life in your years that counts
virginity is like a balloon, one prick and its gone
im only paranoid cuz everyone hates me
**** off ive got enough friends

[kenney]

determination is better than any wonder drug
dedication is the key to success
genetics are an advantage not a neccessity (me)

[lil_big_junior]

i like it^^^good kenney

im not predudice, i hate everyone equally

[jmd85]

On a serious note:
“Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts.”

Henry Rollins

& for a laugh(though maybe off topic slightly)some irish slang case sometimes ye don't understand me:

Ask me brown
Polite method of refusal
"Four hundred euros? Ask me brown ye scabby ****!"

Banjaxed
A (generally irreversable) state of disrepair
"Bollocks! The ****in' car is banjaxed."

Bogger
Person from the Countryside
"The thick **** dragged an acre of **** into the shop with him, that's ****ing boggers for ya."

Gyppo
A dirty itinerent
"Smell of burnt sticks off that thieving gyppo **** what just stole your dog."

Hole
Anus
"That Guinness is after cuttin' the hole off me."

Jap's Eye
Male urethral opening
"Back in '82 he was just a twinkle in his father's Jap's Eye"

[compulut]

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me - Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory?

Let's start with Eye Brows. There should be two. - Some queeny guy in Armed and Dangerous or Armed and Dangerous II.

[compulut]

Just because you have an opinion doesn't mean everyone else wants to hear it.

[compulut]

It's called a 'S O L A R S Y S T E M' not a YOUlar system. Contrary to popular belief, our world revolves around the sun, not around you. - Me.

[lil_big_junior]

my signature!!!

[BBenthusiast]

Save the planet.


Kill yourself.

[BBenthusiast]

If the world didnt suck so much, we would all fall off.

[Freak]

Originally Posted by BBenthusiast

Save the planet.


Kill yourself.

This one is pretty good Bbenthusiast! As we continue to live longer and people keep having more kids the carrying capacity of the world is greatly reduced.

[BBenthusiast]

lol i didnt think of it like that lol. i just thought it was funny because, you would have to be stupid to kill yourself lol.

[kenney]

life as a vaccuum cleaner sucks!
i have a drinking problem...two hands only one mouth (i love that one) lol

[BBenthusiast]

Originally Posted by kenney666

life as a vaccuum cleaner sucks!
i have a drinking problem...two hands only one mouth (i love that one) lol

nice one kenney! it took me a while to figure it out lol. silly me.

[bbdude]

lol Kenney ^^ nice one

[lil_big_junior]

The future depends on what we do in the present

[kenney]

Originally Posted by lil_big_junior

The future depends on what we do in the present

here is a philosophical naturist one lol:
we do not inherit the earth from out ancestors, we borrow it from our children

[lil_big_junior]

that was a deep one kenney...good one

[kenney]

if money doesnt grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
why do they sterilise the needle for lethal injection?
if a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situtation?

[lil_big_junior]

I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep

[Freak]

I will post some of the best quotes from my 6 page quote book in a little bit.

[BBenthusiast]

wow kenney, where u getting those from? they are awesome lol. really making my mind active, nice one!

[Mygeeto]

there are 3 things we need to learn on this earth:
first is that we must accept that everything is mortal, and we must love it and appreciate it for that..and when the time comes, we must know how to let it go.

i cant remember where i got that from but it goes something like that

[lil_big_junior]

thats a good one^^^

[lil_big_junior]

dont get lairy, cos your balls are hairy

[EastCoast Highlander]

iron doesnt control the man, the man controls the iron-my old one i always used to say

[lil_big_junior]

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us


Happiness does not consist in pastimes and amusements but in virtuous activities

[EastCoast Highlander]

Originally Posted by lil_big_junior

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us


Happiness does not consist in pastimes and amusements but in virtuous activities

so true

[lil_big_junior]

Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is...