[WaRz0n3]

"I've never met a sane woman"

Seriously, thats not a quote, that just the truth, i've actually never met one...and if you guys say you have, you're full of shit.

[bbdude]

Originally Posted by lil_big_junior

congrates on the 3k post dude...

thank u spank u lol^^

[heydespo5269]

Did you know that if is the middle word in life

[heydespo5269]

The Windshield is Bigger Than The Rearview



I was looking at this guy the other day, and I really felt bad for him. he was kinda overweight, tattooed, about 50 years old pumping gas in the heat for shit money. And i truly felt bad for the guy, i mean most likely this isn't where he wanted to end up in life. But he was smiling, courteous, and he really made me appreciate the small things i have. He finished pumping the gas, looked right at me, and said, "Kid, keep getting while the getting is good."

Might be the truest thing I ever heard.

[kenney]

i love people like that lol did you know:
'mother in law' is an anagram of 'woman hitler' lol

[Mygeeto]

BY DEMONS BE DRIVEN - ME

[Sed]

Something thats worth doing is worth passing to someone else

THe lazy carries himself to death instead of going 2 times (didnt find any good way to say it in english but tried)

You only get 1 body, take care of it
Maybe not so fun but atleast something

[bbdude]

"ur too slow to catch a cold" - dont remember...

[lil_big_junior]

i posted that one already^^^LOL

its a dog eat dog world...BUT IVE GOT BIGGER TEETH THAN YOU

[kenney]

Originally Posted by lil_big_junior

i posted that one already^^^LOL

its a dog eat dog world...BUT IVE GOT BIGGER TEETH THAN YOU

like that lol not sure if i've already said this:
life's a bitch, then you strangle one!

i think the one from coach carter is one of the best

[compulut]

"You are too twisted for color TV." I think from 'Steel Magnolias'