Anyone got any good Quotes???

**WaRz0n3** · 05-15-2007, 05:13 PM

"I've never met a sane woman"

Seriously, thats not a quote, that just the truth, i've actually never met one...and if you guys say you have, you're full of ****.

**bbdude** · 05-15-2007, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by lil_big_junior

congrates on the 3k post dude...

thank u spank u lol^^

**heydespo5269** · 05-16-2007, 09:52 PM

Did you know that if is the middle word in life

**heydespo5269** · 05-16-2007, 11:20 PM

The Windshield is Bigger Than The Rearview

I was looking at this guy the other day, and I really felt bad for him. he was kinda overweight, tattooed, about 50 years old pumping gas in the heat for **** money. And i truly felt bad for the guy, i mean most likely this isn't where he wanted to end up in life. But he was smiling, courteous, and he really made me appreciate the small things i have. He finished pumping the gas, looked right at me, and said, "Kid, keep getting while the getting is good."

Might be the truest thing I ever heard.

**kenney** · 05-17-2007, 11:04 AM

i love people like that lol did you know:
'mother in law' is an anagram of 'woman hitler' lol

Mygeeto · 05-17-2007, 07:01 PM

BY DEMONS BE DRIVEN - ME

Sed · 05-21-2007, 01:50 PM

Something thats worth doing is worth passing to someone else

THe lazy carries himself to death instead of going 2 times (didnt find any good way to say it in english but tried)

You only get 1 body, take care of it
Maybe not so fun but atleast something

**bbdude** · 05-21-2007, 03:03 PM

"ur too slow to catch a cold" - dont remember...

**lil_big_junior** · 05-21-2007, 03:19 PM

i posted that one already^^^LOL

its a dog eat dog world...BUT IVE GOT BIGGER TEETH THAN YOU

**kenney** · 05-21-2007, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by lil_big_junior

i posted that one already^^^LOL

its a dog eat dog world...BUT IVE GOT BIGGER TEETH THAN YOU

like that lol not sure if i've already said this:
life's a bitch, then you strangle one!

i think the one from coach carter is one of the best

compulut · 05-21-2007, 04:21 PM

"You are too twisted for color TV." I think from 'Steel Magnolias'

**lil_big_junior** · 05-21-2007, 04:44 PM

thx for adding that bro^^^

**bbdude** · 05-21-2007, 05:20 PM

damnit LBJ, now uve soon passed me in number of posts too.....

**cook82** · 05-21-2007, 05:26 PM

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

**cook82** · 05-21-2007, 05:40 PM

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

* Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.

* Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

* Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.

**lil_big_junior** · 05-21-2007, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bbdude

damnit LBJ, now uve soon passed me in number of posts too.....

ive passed u bro

Mygeeto · 05-22-2007, 07:35 AM

my lifestyle will dictate my deathstyle - from a metallica song dont know which one tho

**lil_big_junior** · 05-22-2007, 02:14 PM

lol^^^

**bbdude** · 05-23-2007, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by lil_big_junior

ive passed u bro

soon passing mygeeto too...:P

**BBenthusiast** · 05-23-2007, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by heydespo5269

The Windshield is Bigger Than The Rearview

I was looking at this guy the other day, and I really felt bad for him. he was kinda overweight, tattooed, about 50 years old pumping gas in the heat for **** money. And i truly felt bad for the guy, i mean most likely this isn't where he wanted to end up in life. But he was smiling, courteous, and he really made me appreciate the small things i have. He finished pumping the gas, looked right at me, and said, "Kid, keep getting while the getting is good."

Might be the truest thing I ever heard.

really touching story dude, i hope that guy is ok and u tipped him!