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> ONE FLAW IN WOMEN
>
>
> By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working
> overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time
> on
> this one?"
>
>
> And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be
> completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all
> replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that
> can
> hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a
> scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two
> hands."
>
>
> The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way!
> And
> that's just on the standard model? That 's too much work for one day.
> Wait
> until tomorrow to finish.
>
>
> "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
> creation
> that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is
> sick
> AND can work 18 hour days."
>
>
> The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so
> soft, Lord."
>
>
> "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You
> have
> no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
>
>
> "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
>
>
> The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able
> to
> reason and negotiate."
>
>
> The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's
> cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you
> that
> you were trying to put too much into this one."
>
>
> "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, " that's a tear!"
>
>
> "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
>
>
> The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow,
> her
> pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief, and her
> pride."
>
>
> The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of
> everything!
> Woman is truly amazing."
>
>
> And she is!
>
>
> Women have strengths that amaze men.
>
>
> They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love
> and joy. They smile when they want to scream.
>
>
> They sing when they want to cry.
>
>
> They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
>
>
> They fight for what they believe in.
>
>
> They stand up to injustice.
>
>
> They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better
> solution. They go without so their family can have.
>
>
> They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
>
>
> They love unconditionally.
>
>
> They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get
> awards.
>
>
> They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
>
>
> Their hearts break when a friend dies.
>
>
> They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they
> think there is no strength left.
>
>
> They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
>
>
> Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.They'll drive, fly, walk, run
> or
> e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is
> what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They
> have
> compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and
> friends.Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
>
>
> HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
>
>
> IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
>
