[Jayhawkk]

You know when you're walking out of the weight room for a drink of water you stare over and give a lil flex while trying not to stare too hard.

[B5150]

I'm guessing your water fountain is in the men's locker room.

[Jayhawkk]

You work out there too?

[B5150]

I have had this feeling of being visually molested. I'm beginning to piece a few things together.

[Jayhawkk]

It wasn't me!

[FitnFirm]

Take bottled water Jay :) Avoid the issues :)

[Jayhawkk]

Have to refill the bottle!

[FitnFirm]

Originally Posted by Jayhawkk

Have to refill the bottle!

take a gallon jug smarty pants!

[Viperspit]

I always take the opportunity when I enter the gym at the front desk to do a Most Muscular

[Jayhawkk]

I do take a gallon jug! Two actually. One with water and the other with oil so I can rub it all over and watch my body glisten in the lights while I lift. It's so fekkin HAWT!

[FitnFirm]

Originally Posted by Jayhawkk

I do take a gallon jug! Two actually. One with water and the other with oil so I can rub it all over and watch my body glisten in the lights while I lift. It's so fekkin HAWT!

I think your problem stems from childhood when you would sneak in buttered popcorn in the movies.

[Jayhawkk]

The problem came from sneaking the buttered popcorn out of the movies. Well, the real problem came when I realized with much horror and abeit pleasure, that the butter had salt in it. that stuff burns :)

[Basso]

That's sick Jay, you should know that the oil needs to be done in the locker room! And for pete's sake will you please wipe the bench off when your done!

Anyway I just push whoever's doing db curls in the mirror off to the side and do full poses, the gym gathers round and applauds, it's wonderfull....is that my alarm, shit.