Vikings Running Back caught with fake penis

Tech · 05-14-2005, 05:47 AM

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MINNEAPOLIS (AP) -- The NFL was considering whether to penalize Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith after it was revealed he was caught at the Twin Cities airport with an elaborate contraption designed to beat drug tests.

A search of a bag Smith was carrying April 21 turned up several vials of dried urine and a device called "The Original Whizzinator," which includes a fake penis, bladder and athletic supporter. An NFL spokesman said using the device during a drug test would be a violation of league drug policies, but it wasn't clear whether there were penalties for possessing one outside of a testing situation.

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<----- finally this smilie serves a purpose

Tech · 05-14-2005, 05:22 PM

I said "FAKE PENIS"!!!

:LOL:

Flex · 05-14-2005, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Tech N9ne

I said "FAKE PENIS"!!!

:LOL:

thinking about the cock a little much eh tech?

Tech · 05-14-2005, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Flex

thinking about the cock a little much eh tech?

he had a fake penis

:82:

jeff25 · 05-14-2005, 08:10 PM

lol. that's ridiculous

bodydropped · 05-14-2005, 08:23 PM

he ruined it for everybody else in the NFL tho

fallen · 05-16-2005, 10:45 AM

damn they'll do anything to past them test other than stay clean

Living_Cartoon · 05-16-2005, 11:39 AM

Hey, sports are sports and everyone knows that athletes are juicing up to get the edge, poor guy got caught. But using a fake penis "a dildo" is going a little too far. There are better ways.