Simpson's Quotes
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
Homer Simpson
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman
Homer Simpson
If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the numbers
Homer Simpson
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
Homer Simpson
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos
Homer Simpson
Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel
Homer Simpson
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen
Homer Simpson
Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something?
Homer Simpson
Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!
Homer Simpson
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Homer Simpson
