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Old 07-01-2006, 01:00 PM   #241
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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.


It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.


The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.


When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.


People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.


Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.


Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.


The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in conclusion."


If the church wants a better preacher, it only needs to pray for the one it has.


God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?


To make a long story short, don't tell it.


If your left hand doesn't know what your right hand is doing, you should consider running for a job in Washington, DC.


Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.


Peace starts with a smile.


I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?


A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.


We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.


Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.


Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.


Don't put a question mark where God put a period.


Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.


Forbidden fruits create many jams.


God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.


God grades on the cross, not the curve.


God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"


God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.


He who angers you, controls you!


If God is your Copilot - swap seats!


Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!


The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.


The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.


We don't change the message, the message changes us.


You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.


The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.


"Father, bless this person in whatever it is that You know he or she may be needing this day! Amen!"


Don't keep the faith, spread it around!!!!!!
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"All your life you are told the things you cannot do. All your life they will say you're not good enough or strong enough or talented enough; they will say you're the wrong height or the wrong weight or the wrong type to play this or be this or achieve this. THEY WILL TELL YOU NO, a thousand times no, until all the no's become meaningless. All your life they will tell you no, quite firmly and very quickly.
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In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't.

Being a Christian is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up, takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff, including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for all the world to see.
 
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Old 07-01-2006, 04:04 PM   #242
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GReat last post SERB!
 
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