I would hit it. Imagine the day she came home from a date, when it was supposed to be "The Night", but her boyfriend turned her down. And when you asked why it'd go something like this:
Me: Why wouldn't he have sex with you?
Jessica: Because I'm a virgin.
Me: So?
Jessica: So he said if I'm not good enough for my brother, I'm not good enough for him.
You'd really be doing her a favor.
And yes, I am a disgusting pervert.
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Bart: Look at me! I'm a grad student. I'm thirty years old and I made $600 last year.
Marge: Don't make fun of grad students. They just made a terrible life choice. | 
